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Season 1 Episode 3 "Let's Do It"
Shane: The emergency is, Miss Dana is hot for this little nugget at her country club
Alice: Lora Perkens, looked her up on the chart she’s not on it
Dana; I just want to know if she is
Tina: If she’s gay
Bette: have you looked at her finger nails
Alice: Not gonna work, she’s a chef
Tina: What kind of dresser is she
Shane: Well she wears this cute little white uniform, sometimes she wears this stripy apron
Bette; Well what about uh, personal interaction, is she flirtatious? Does she make a lot of eye contact
Tina: Does she touch your hand when she’s talking to you
Dana: umm, well I haven’t really talked to her up close yet
Alice: What are you guys shock across the room?
Dana: No, look I just wanna know, I just, before I talk to her and make an ass of myself, I just wanna know weather or not she is
Bette: Dana, Dana honey, you can’t, you know possibly make any kind of accurate analysis when you haven’t even had a conversation with her. I mean we need something to go on.
Dana: Well she sends me food, she, she sends me vegetables on skewers with um, like these perfect little grill marks on them. And um, sometimes she sends me these dipping sauces with no fat or anything heavy in them not to mess up my training you know.
Tina: These skewered vegetables did she come up with them all on her own? Or did you order them?
Dana: No she just sends them
Bette: But she hasn’t spoken to you
Dana: No
Shane: Ask her out
Bette: No, no, no Dana can not do that, and it is totally understandable out there as someone who’s maybe just being nice to you because you know you’re an important person at the club
Dana: Exactly
Alice: Please don’t encourage her
Bette: It’s okay Dana we are going to take care of this
Alice: You mean
Bette: I mean
Dana: what
Bette: We are going to deploy a mission to ascertain the deposition and intent of one Miss Lora Perkens
Tina: pretend you don’t know us
Shane: Dana may I sit with you? So which one is she? Oh, very nice Dana
Shane: No, I’m here for you, here for you
Alice: It’s the red head
Bette: It’s the cute red head
Alice: kitchen shoes neutral
Tina: look at the ear rings
Bette: hoops hard to read
Tina: ooh, quick kiss me
Alice: abort
Shane: alright, I’ll be back
Alice: alright so far it’s neck and neck.
Bette: yea, but she got some good lezzy points for the walk and the way she withed that chopping knife
Shane: and she’s way feminine about her
Alice: and her reaction to you two kissing was split because she didn’t freak out which was a good sign but she hardly paid any attention
Tina: yea but you guys, she’s got 9 in the lez column and only 7 in the straight
Alice: yea but the margin of error is plus or minus five percentage points
Bette: you know what we have to do
Shane: hi
Lora: sorry
Shane: I was just wondering if you had those uh, you know those, those, uh those sweet little figs
Lora: I know what you mean I love figs, um unfortunately they are out of season right now
Shane: oh, they are, well then uh I don’t know, I hate to sound, if you can recommend something else. I just kind of have that, have that craving.
Lora: um, well sometimes we have these champagne truffles for desert but uh not today. Um, that’s about all that comes to mine
Shane: That’s it
Lora: Yea that’s it
Shane: alright then, thank you.
Bette: I’m sorry Dana it doesn’t look good for Miss Lora Perkens
Dana: Maybe she’s a different kind of lesbian
Alice: Yea, the straight kind
Tina: Shane has pretty much hooks on everyone
Dana: You didn’t get anything from her
Shane: I got nothing
Shane: The emergency is, Miss Dana is hot for this little nugget at her country club
Alice: Lora Perkens, looked her up on the chart she’s not on it
Dana; I just want to know if she is
Tina: If she’s gay
Bette: have you looked at her finger nails
Alice: Not gonna work, she’s a chef
Tina: What kind of dresser is she
Shane: Well she wears this cute little white uniform, sometimes she wears this stripy apron
Bette; Well what about uh, personal interaction, is she flirtatious? Does she make a lot of eye contact
Tina: Does she touch your hand when she’s talking to you
Dana: umm, well I haven’t really talked to her up close yet
Alice: What are you guys shock across the room?
Dana: No, look I just wanna know, I just, before I talk to her and make an ass of myself, I just wanna know weather or not she is
Bette: Dana, Dana honey, you can’t, you know possibly make any kind of accurate analysis when you haven’t even had a conversation with her. I mean we need something to go on.
Dana: Well she sends me food, she, she sends me vegetables on skewers with um, like these perfect little grill marks on them. And um, sometimes she sends me these dipping sauces with no fat or anything heavy in them not to mess up my training you know.
Tina: These skewered vegetables did she come up with them all on her own? Or did you order them?
Dana: No she just sends them
Bette: But she hasn’t spoken to you
Dana: No
Shane: Ask her out
Bette: No, no, no Dana can not do that, and it is totally understandable out there as someone who’s maybe just being nice to you because you know you’re an important person at the club
Dana: Exactly
Alice: Please don’t encourage her
Bette: It’s okay Dana we are going to take care of this
Alice: You mean
Bette: I mean
Dana: what
Bette: We are going to deploy a mission to ascertain the deposition and intent of one Miss Lora Perkens
Tina: pretend you don’t know us
Shane: Dana may I sit with you? So which one is she? Oh, very nice Dana
Shane: No, I’m here for you, here for you
Alice: It’s the red head
Bette: It’s the cute red head
Alice: kitchen shoes neutral
Tina: look at the ear rings
Bette: hoops hard to read
Tina: ooh, quick kiss me
Alice: abort
Shane: alright, I’ll be back
Alice: alright so far it’s neck and neck.
Bette: yea, but she got some good lezzy points for the walk and the way she withed that chopping knife
Shane: and she’s way feminine about her
Alice: and her reaction to you two kissing was split because she didn’t freak out which was a good sign but she hardly paid any attention
Tina: yea but you guys, she’s got 9 in the lez column and only 7 in the straight
Alice: yea but the margin of error is plus or minus five percentage points
Bette: you know what we have to do
Shane: hi
Lora: sorry
Shane: I was just wondering if you had those uh, you know those, those, uh those sweet little figs
Lora: I know what you mean I love figs, um unfortunately they are out of season right now
Shane: oh, they are, well then uh I don’t know, I hate to sound, if you can recommend something else. I just kind of have that, have that craving.
Lora: um, well sometimes we have these champagne truffles for desert but uh not today. Um, that’s about all that comes to mine
Shane: That’s it
Lora: Yea that’s it
Shane: alright then, thank you.
Bette: I’m sorry Dana it doesn’t look good for Miss Lora Perkens
Dana: Maybe she’s a different kind of lesbian
Alice: Yea, the straight kind
Tina: Shane has pretty much hooks on everyone
Dana: You didn’t get anything from her
Shane: I got nothing
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the entire country club scene was great. i mean really how many times do you get to see a group of lesbians in a snotty country club, much less see 2 of them make out. i would love to do that . it would be great to see the looks on the faces of all the tight-ass holier than thou art country clubbers that are actually closeted homos themselves.
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