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L Word Quotes Season 1
Quotes from The L Word
Think back. Waaaay back to the first episodes and add the quotes and dialog that got you hooked on The L Word.My Favorite L Word Quote: wait wait.... i think his talking to me and he said, dont ever fucking compare yourself to him
Said By:Alice
Said To:Jenny
1.5
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My Favorite L Word Quote:Why is my mom such a slutty, slutty chicken chasing pervert
Said By :Alice
Said To:Shane
1.5
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My Favorite L Word Quote:You are going to be the latest boy toy to a bunch of Hollywood fags who will pass you around and suck you dry.
Said By:Shane
Said To:Clive
1.5
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My Favorite L Word Quote:We can be alone when we're died.
Said by:Gabby
Said To: Alica
1.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote:She's a poor excuse for a decent human being
Said By:Shane
Said To:Alice
1.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote:No that's just your fantasy here is a truly radical idea for you to contemplate
monogamy its just hypothetical some people actual do practice it
Said By:Bette
Said To:Alice
1.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote:We honer you all seventy-five million of you.
Said By:Tina
Said To:Sperm
1.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote:
Shane: Fresh meat
Alice: New Blood
Dana: Crispaaayy!
Alice: uh uh
1.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: The 4 F's she's finds em', feel em', f***k's em and forget em'.
Said By:
Said To:Shane
1.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I'm all nice and clean you're going get me sweaty and stinky.
Said By:Bette
Said To:Tina
1.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: We all connected through love, through loneness,through one tiny lamented in judgement.
Said By:Alice
Said To:Marc
1.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote:I want to have a baby with you and if we make it together its enough for me to know its our baby.
Said By:Bette
Said To:Tina
1.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: There's only one thing that cuts through all our realities and that's love the bridge
between all our differences.
Said By:Kit
Said To:Bette
1.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Other than being committed to spend the rest of your life with me what more do you need to do to prepare.
Said By:Bette
Said To:Tina
1.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Really big man like that tend to make really big babies!
Said By:Receptionist@ bank
Said To:Tina
1.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I think you may have found what you were looking for.
Said By:Alice
Said To:Jenny
1.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Have you noticed that everytime Shane walks into a room
someone leaves crying.
Said By:Bette
Said To:Alice
1.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Lesbian think friendships is another word for forplay!
Said By:Alice
Said To:Bette
1.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Come on I wanna see you check me out"
Said By: Morina
Said To: Jenny (When she was a cashier)
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My favorite L Word Quote: "Ok, who can we get to squirt in a cup for you."
Said By : Alice
To: Tina & Bette
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "What are you doing to me?".... "F****** you."
Said By: Question -Candace
Said To : Answer-Bette (When they were in jail--having a non-physical orgrasm)
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Get your hand off of me if you want to go on living and breathing!
Said By: Peggy Peabody
Said To: James
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My Favorite L Word Quote: God! So f***** cute! Yuck!
Said By: Alice and Shane
Said To: Dana and Lara hugging
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My Favorite L Word Quote: What's up with mopey pants! What is it Dana are you having embarrassing multiple orgasms now?
Said By: Alice
Said To: Dana
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My Favorite L Word Quote: What did she tie you up and leave you ?
Said By: Alice
Said To: Dana
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I had enough drama and mind f***s and women are f*****g crazy!
Said By: Alice
Said To: Tina
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Every time I look at you I feel so completely dismantled.
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Marina
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My Favorite L Word Quote: You'll been waiting to burst into tears and make a complete fool of yourself!
Said By: Bette
Said To: Peggy Peabody
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Can you imagine, can you imagine that act of looking and seeing and reseeing just to try to get to the truth of someone.
Said By: Bette
Said To: Peggy Peabody
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Ok here's you and here's is the lies your telling!
Said By: Alice
Said To: Gabby
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Emotional Cripple? Where did you get that?! Dr. Phil!?
Said by: Gabby
Said To: Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: That is what we refer to as a HASbian!
Said By: Bette
Said To: Peggy Peabody
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My Favorite L Word Quote: All great art is a response to small minded corporate fiats, trying to impose their ignorance on the sheep-like masses.
Said By: Bette
Said To: James
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Gabby I really enjoyed the time we spent together but it is obvious to me that we are in two different places in our life and we want different things out of a relationship and I respect myself too much to let continue you treat me this way. Its clear to me now that you are a emotional cripple without any kind of compassion to understand true love and I'm no longer going to waste my valuable time on you. So step off B****!
Said By: Tina and Bette
Said To: Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I'm sitting in the chair writhing in agony. A demon a minor demon, is pinning me there, f****** with my head.
“Abraxas.”
He says...
“I'm Abraxas the demon of lies and deceit.”
“So, what do you want to know about lies my dear?”
I’m not a liar, I try again to get up, this time I’m flayed, splayed. I feel myself screaming.
“I will tell you about lies. There are white lies and black lies…and many shades of grey lies, but some lies are justified. Lies told out of kindness, lies that preserve dignity…lies that spare pain. Everyone’s a liar dear. Look at them…she is about to tell her lover something patently untrue.”
“Look at their gestures, see how they touch each other too intimately, how they avert their eyes and cover their mouths. They lick their teeth and hold their chins. They embellish their stories with far too much detail.”
Written By: Jenny
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My Favorite L Word Quote: When will you make up your mind between d*** and p***y?
Said By: Dana
Said To: Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Oh my God, the lesbian urge to merge!
Said By: Tina
Said To: The shrink
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Great! She going to be Insufferable!
Said By: Alice
Said To: Shane
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My Favorite L Word Quote: What were you thinking inviting those geeky straight people!
Said By: Dana
Said To: Bette & Tina
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My Favorite L Word Quote: We really love you but its not our cross to bare that you and Harrison have decide to masquerade as Ozzy and Harriet.
Said By: Bette
Said To: Dana
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Wow you guys should totally take the Cosmo compatibility quiz!
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny & Marina
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I'll just leave you two alone to get married!
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny & Marina
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Ok, Is your sister the coolest person on earth or what!
Said By: Alice
Said To: Bette
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "You never told kit potter was your sister"(guy)
"She's my half-sister"(Bette)
"Guess which half"(Kit) Said By: Kit Said To: Jeremy Block
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My favorite L Word Quote: "And what are you the intelectual of life?"
Said By: Dana
Said To: Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Hey, liquor on the front poker on the rear" Said By: Shane (on Bette and Tinas house) Said To: Kit
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I don't want a relationship with you. I just want to be with you all the time."
Said By: Lacey
Said To: Shane
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Ze penis, Ze p***y, Ze baby.."
Said By: French Artist
Said To: Bette and Tina "the only way to make a baby"
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "We are going to deploy a mission to ascertain the disposition and intent of one Ms. Lara Perkins."
Said By: Bette
Said To: The Girls
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Crisp-ay!"
Said by: Dana
Said to: Alice and Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: " I'm so lucky to have you."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette in season one the first love scene.
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My favorite L Word quote: Tina: "You got on a plane and flew all the way home?" Bette: "I was worried."
Said by: Tina & Bette
Said to: Tina when Bette rushed home from New York because the sperm donors girlfriend was scaring Tina...
and Bette couldn't get a hold of Tina. So she flew home...
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My favorite L Word quote: "You are so gay." "So gay!"
Said by: Alice & Tina
Said to: Dana
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My favorite L Word quote: "I love knowing that two people that have been together for so long can still make each other happy."
Said by: Shane
Said to: Bette & Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: "Allright, this is ridiculous. I've only slept with two girls my whole life. And I swear to god,
if you repeat that I will have to kill you."
Said by: Dana
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: What, do you guys shout across the room?"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Everyone at Bette & Tina's bedroom.
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My favorite L Word quote: "Hey, Poor Tard, how's your two moms, ya big gay-mo?"
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: "Okay! You're not going to get pregnant through your sweater!"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Dana
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My favorite L Word quote: "You're not bored by your mommies, are you?... He's not"
Said by: Bette
Said to: Tina's belly
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My favorite L Word quote: "Here, he says he can hear you breathing."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: "Sexuality is fluid whether your gay, straight, or bisexual you just go with the flow"
Said by: Shane
Said to: Dana at The Planet (1-03, "Lets Do It")
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My favorite L Word quote: "I am in SO much trouble!"
Said by: Bette
Said to: Candace
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"You don't have gaydar"
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Dana (S1 Ep2 Let's Do It)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"I need to get my vagina rejuvenated"
Said by: ---Alice S
Said to: ---lady on the intercom (S1 Ep2 Let's Do It)
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MY favorite L Word quote: ---"Hey, sorry you got Lenored"
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Shane (S1 Ep5 Lawfully)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"You know, Al, just cause you're riding the big fat weenie doesn't mean there's something wrong with the way the rest of us do it, okay?"
Said by: ---Dana
Said to: ---Alice (S1 Ep10 Liberally)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---(regarding to Dana's dead cat, Mr. Piddles)
"He looks a little strange."
"Yeah, I think he...hasn't really thawed out yet. We were afraid he was gonna decompose, so Shane and I put him in the freezer."
Said by: ---Tina and Alice
Said to: --- each other (S1 Ep13 Limb from Limb)
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My favorite L Word quote: --- What an ego bruiser!
Said by: ---Bette
Said to: --- Group (after being turned down by a possible sperm donors)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---OMG its Yoda!
Said by: --- Alice
Said to: --- Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: ---They teach that at hairdresser school by the way
Said by: --- Dana
Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---She's totally going home with that girl!
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Party's over you can go back to being gay
Said by: ---Dana
Said to: --- Harrison
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Every time I'm attracted to somebody she's either unavailable or straight
Said by: --- Dana
Said to: --- Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: ---No you can read whatever you want... anything
Said by: --- Jenny
Said to: --- Marina
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My favorite L Word quote: ---She has nipple confidence
Said by: --- Tina & Alice (radar night)
Said to: --- Group about Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: ---You look cute with the little apron on
Said by: --- Marina
Said to: --- Jenny
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My Favorite L Word Quote:This is you...
Said By: Tina
Said To:Bette
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