L Word Quotes Season 2

Quips and Comments from The L Word

Oooh, the tumultuous season two. Ok, so all the seasons are tumultuous. Document the drama from second season of The L Word by adding your favorite quotes below.



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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I on the other hand have a giant sausage."
Said By: Alice (when talking about having a penis for a day)
Said To: The Girls

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My favorite L Word quote:
Bette: Are you sleeping with her? Are you f*****g sleeping with her?
Tina: It's none of your f****g business.
Bette: Don't do it, Tina, that woman will eat you alive. She is a vampire.
Tina: Yeah, and a dragon.
Said by: Bette
Said to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Alice: Right, or - or - a table. Alice: Or a floor...
[Dana smiles] Alice: Or the backseat of a car. Dana: [smiling] Ooh, that'd be good.
[catching herself] Dana: That *wouldn't* be good!
Said by: Alice & Dana
Said to: each other
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"Dana...You have a really nice ass."
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Dana(S2 Ep5 Labyrinth)
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My favorite L Word (Season 2) quote: " Do you wanna dance? "
Said by: Bette
Said to: Twink
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My favorite L Word quote: -- "This is a nice hotel"...,
..........."it'll do"
Said by: ---Bette
Said to: --- Twink
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My favorite L Word quote: What part of "no" don't you understand, Mr Green? I am not going to write you a blank check
just because you yell like a f*****g banshee. I need an estimate. The insurance company needs an estimate, do you see a
pattern here, it's the way things are done. Listen, you asshole, if you keep pushing me, you're gonna end up with a lawsuit
on your hands, you got it?! Bring it on, you f*****g dwarf.
Said by: Bette
Said to: Mr Green (phone), after the car accident (2-03, "Loneliest Number")
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My favorite quote: "My name is Carmen de la Pica Morales. I was 16 back then and I fell madly in love with Lucia Torres.
She was Pablo Fuentes girlfriend. You just - You didn't fuck with Pablo's girl....But I did!"
Said by: Carmen S02E09 (Mark's video)
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My favorite L Word quote: There's something really wrong when God lets two people who are meant to be together come apart like that.
Said by: Shane
Said to: Friends at the Planet
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My favorite L Word quote: This coffee tastes like poopy-shit
Said by: Alice
Said to: about the coffee after Marina left
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My favorite L Word quote: "Never apologize, never explain."
Said by: Helena
Said to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote(s) are: "You feel so good ... ", " ... and you smell good"
Said by: Tina & Bette ep9.
Said to: To each other
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My favorite L Word quote: "I did not f**k off, I f*****d up. I did not go, I'm still here."
Said by: Bette
Said to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: "Don't be such a Lez."
Said by: Shane
Said to: Alice (S2 Ep1-Life, Loss, Leaving)
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My favorite L Word quote: "Men should be knitting and women should be running the world."
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane, at the Planet (2-01 "Life, Loss, Leaving")
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My favorite L Word quote: "Because I'm just the biggest f*****g asshole of the universe, I guess that's how.
Because I'm just some kind of huuuuge cosmological joke, that's what I am!"
Said by: Bette
Said to: Jenny, after Bette found out about Tina's pregnancy (2-05 "Labyrinth")
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My favorite L Word quote: "Did you F**K all night before telling her I was the love of your life?"
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word (Season 2) quote: "Come here."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word (Season 2)quote: Ok, Yoda needs to give me some better advice here or Yoda needs to just shut the f**k up.
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "It dosent mean we cant f**k" (Shane) "You want to f**k me?" (Carmen)
Said By: Shane
Said To: Carmen
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "What? are you THREE?! can't you hold it for a minute?"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Dana
Episode:
At the bathroom in The Planet while trying to follow the 'rules of unattraction'
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Oh! Captain Stubing! is that a periscope in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?!"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Dana
Episode:--- While role playing Julie and Captain Stubing from 'the love boat'
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My favourite L word quote: "Sorry you had to see me in my 'supa lova' costume"
Said by: Carmen
Said to: Jenny
Episode:--- in the kitchen, before playing 'too hot' with Shane