L Word Quotes Season 3

Tellin' it Like it is on The L Word

Those lovely ladies, always managing to have catchy commentary amid their triumphs and defeats. Catalog the catch-phrases and quotes from season three of The L Word.



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My Favorite L Word Quote: 'I like doing stuff with you... you're like my favourite person to do stuff with'
Said By: Dana
Said To: Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: It's a bordering on psychotic, serial killer, obsessive type shrine
Said By: Helena
Said To: Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Living the life they love and loving the life they live."
Said By: Kit
Said To: Her Son David
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My favorite L Word quote(s) are: "We are cooling our tooties."
Said by: Bette
Said to: Tina in ep.4
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My favorite L Word quote(s) are: "And now she thinks that just because, for this once, she's the one to bring home the bacon,
that we should jump through burning hoops...I know, I feel the same way."
Said by: Bette
Said to: Angelica in ep.4
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My favorite L Word quote: "And look at what happens when my peeper touches your peeper?
It's a WET peeper! Oh nobody touches my peeper like you Al.."
Said by: Alice
Said to: Directed at Dana with the rest of the gang around at The Planet
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My favorite L Word quote: "Who's fucking Josh Becker?" "TINA"
Said by: Bette's reply
Said to: When someone asked her the question at The Planet
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My favorite L Word quote: "I'd rather be a fuckup than a liar."
Said by: Shane
Said to: Carmen
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My favorite L Word quote: You're smoking again?
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: " a fucking bird Shane"
Said by: Carmen
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: "Latin women.. Caliente."
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: "Act like you have a girlfriend"
Said by: Carmen
Said to: Shane (Ep5-Lifeline)
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My favorite L Word quote: Jesus Bloody Christ
Said by: Helena
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"What the hell are you talking about? Dana was gay!"
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---everyone at Dana's funeral (Ep11-Last Dance)
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My favorite L Word quote : “Quiero lamberte hasta que te vengas en mi boca mil veces.”
Translated: “I want to lick you until you come in my mouth a thousand times.”
Said by: Carmen
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Shane "I feel like a piñata"
Carmen " Your too small to be a piñata but how about the top
of a tranny wedding cake?"
Said by: ---Shane
Said to: --- Carmen
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My Favorite L Word Quote:
Carmen: "Ok, every single person in my family adores you!...my mother?...she absolutely loves you!"
Shane: "I love them too.."
Carmen: "You do?"
Shane: "Mhmh...but I wonder how much they'd love me if they knew I was fucking their daughter?"
Carmen: "Uuhh...well I'm wondering who's going to be doing the fucking tonight because you looked pretty girly in that dress you had on!"
Shane: "Well..(lifting up Carmen's dress)..you look a lot girly yourself!"

Said By: Carmen and Shane
Said To: Each other
Episode: Lost weekend
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