L Word Quotes Season 4

Best Lines from The L Word Season 4

The chat is anything but idle between these women. Add your best-loved quotes and significant moments from season four of The L Word

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My Favorite L Word Quote: While I was over there defending your country
what were doing over here. What burning up oil driving your car to the beauty solan.

Said By:Tasha
Said To:Alice
4.6
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I'm not going to let your over achieving
psycho dysfunction stress out our kid before she's 3 years old.

Said By: Tina
Said To: Bette
4.5
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Some lesbian you know have to break up with twice


Said By:Bette
Said To:Alice
4.5
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Nice job rodeo you don't as tender as you look!

Said By:Papi
Said to:Bette
4.4
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My Favorite L Word Quote: If play date goes well we might try for a sleepover


Said By: Shane
Said To:Bette
4.4
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Wow woo cool you jets! Phyllis

Sadi By:Alice
SaidTo Phyllis
4.4
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My Favorite L Word Quote: What art does is coax us away from the mechanical and toward the miraculous.

Said By: Bette
Said To: Class
4.4
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My Favorite Quote: Hey Jenny ooh gul Iuv you but you're smelling
like a old dog today.

Said By: Kit
Said To: Jenny
4.4
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My L Word Quote: My understanding is that you wanted me to capitulate
to some a*****e reptilian politic to get money out of him and that i will never do.

Said By: Jodi
Said To: Bette
4.4
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My Favorite L Word Quote: We're gonna whip your ass all the back to Rodeo Drive
So you can go shopping which is probably the only sport you can play.

Said By:Papi
Said To:Alice
4.4
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My Favorite L Word Quote: For future reference, when a girl your fucking screams
ready loud and goes completely limp like that its a pretty good indication you
make her come.

Said By: Alice
Said To:Phyllis
4.4
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Joyce, Joyce what can she do, what can she do worst case scenario
if she decides to be the hypocritical monster we already know she is.

Said By: Bette
Said To: Joyce
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Can I get a sippy cup, does any one have a sippy cup. Jesus

Said By: Bette
Said To:Restaurant
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote:Crazy Little freak!


Said By:Cherie
Said To:Shane
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: There's this thing and its called a luggage cart!


Said By:Alice
Said To:Helana
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: What Shane did is terrible and completely unforgivable!

Said By:Jenny
Said To:Max
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I had no idea it could feel this warm and fuzzy being poor.

Said By:Helena
Said To:Alice
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Yeah she's a w***e

Said By:Alice
Said To:Jenny&Helena
4,1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Who the hell is Papi?

Said By:Alice
Said To:Jenny&Helena
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: She's the one who scampering back the safely of white hetero
privilege.

Said By:Bette
Said To:Tina
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My Favorite L Word Quote: They don't hate you because of your sexual orientation, Tina
They hate you because you cant be trusted to not to used it against me when it comes
to sharing custody of OUR child.

Said By:Bette
Said To:Tina
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: In what universe is that not a terrible thing

Said By:Bette
Said To:Joyce
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: And you my little sweet. You will be known in the press as baby "A"
The artificially conceived daughter of a bi-sexual white movie exec and a bi-racial lesbian art world titan.

Said By:Joyce
Said To:Bette and Tina
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I swear to god if you came near me I will abort your
head from you body with my bear hands.

Said By:Kit
Said To:Doctor
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I believe its important to revisit the places we faced our darkest demons.


Said By:Marina
Said To:The group
4.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: How do you explain this steaming pile of shit that is sitting on my desk.

Said By:Erin
Said To:Tina
4.2
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Mt Favorite L Word Quote: I need my job. I cant afford to tell him to get fucked .

Said By: Tina
Said To: Helena
4.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Where have you been? Oh right stuck in the far reaches of
heteroville! That's right

Said By:Alice
Said To:Tina
4.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Well holy fuck! As I live and Breath!

Said By:Alice
Said To:Shane
4.2
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My Favorite L Word quote: Looks like Carmen found you!


Said By:Alice
Said To:Shane
4.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: You got 40 million dollars sashed away in a sock?

Said By:Alice
Said To:Shane
4.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Man is that's a fucking disaster! She's so not ready for this(Bette)
I wish Carmen was here to help her(Jenny). She wasn't ready for her either.

Said By:Alice
Said To: Group
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I love their voice, their eyes, their hair, their curves, their bodies,
their laugher. The sadness,the wetness. See everything about women i love. touching
them, feeling their skin against mine, making them feel good. See i respect them and I respect myself


Said By:Papi
Said To:Alice
4.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Circles are great Papi!

Said By:Alice
Said To:Papi
4.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: How do you say I'm done in Spanish?

Said By:Alice
Said To:Papi
4.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Heads will roll is going to love it

Said By:Nadia
Said To:Bette
4.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Did you read that piece of shit review
she wrote about me in your magazine called curve.

Said By:Jenny
Said To:Jolin
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Lesbians Love to eat their own.

Said By:Alice
Said To:Jenny
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: OMG! That sound Awful. She did not say that.
A mixer for our gay and our straight friends!

Said By:Bette
Said To;Alice
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Did you say something about a crazy hot women's party?

Said By:Phyllis
Said To:Bette
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Alright you guys grace period's up I'm going in.

Said By:Alice
Said To: Bette and Jenny
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: A honest homophob how nice!


Said By:Bette
Said To: Brad
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Come on butter boy let's slide on out of here.

Said By;Kit
Said To: Angus
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Ladies, Ladies, Ladies,Ladies, Ladies
Thank God for my little lesbian planet!

Said By: Alice
Said To: Bette and Helena
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: OK girls girls here's the deal Phyllis Knoll
executive vice Chancellor of California university very accomplish, very dignified
very much my boss I repeat very much my boss she's been married 25 years
and now at this relativly late date is convinced she's a lesbian and is peeking
out the closet as we speak please, please, please be nice to her,and try not to
make her feel like she the oldest living lesbian on the planet.


Said By:Bette
Said To: Alice, Helena, Shane, Jenny
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: You candy-ass pieces of shit you!

Said By: Kit
Said To: Angus's band
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Lesbians have their own kind of sushi?

Said By: Phyllis
Said To: Alice and Bette
4.3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "So? Everyone's a control freak. It's what you have to do to get things done."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: “Fuck My mother!”
Said By: Alice
Said To: Tasha

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Sometimes I think I made a mistake."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Bette
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Fuck you Tasha" (Alice) "Well fuck you to" (Dana's ghost)
Said By: Alice and Dana
Said To: Alice and Dana
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Go on, i wanna see you in that fucking party dress"
Said By: Dana's ghost
Said To: Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Fuck Jenny, just fuck Jenny. She deserves to be fired I'll fucking fire her for you."

Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Oh I'm sorry, is my hat too much?" (Alice) "A little." (Jenny)
Said By: Alice & Jenny
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I don't kiss girls that wear doilies"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "The desperate, what?"
Said By: Helena
Said To: Everyone at Tina's Mixer
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "It's fine I'd remodel it but I don't live here" (Tina) "Yet." (Bette)
Said By: Tina & Bette
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Noo, I would never sleep with Tina."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Alice & Helena
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Tina is not qualified to parent a biracial child." (Bette) "Oh and I was qualified to live and sleep with one for 8 years?" (Tina) "Obviously you weren't qualified for that either." (Bette)
Said By: Bette & Tina
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My Favorite L Word Quote:I have been plenty dirty
Said By: Bette
Said To: Jodi
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "We don't call him the father, we call him the donor."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Someone at the mixer
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I'd pretty much do any job right now that doesn't involve sex or touching insects."
Said By: Helena
Said To: Jenny & Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I still love you, you know."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Bette
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Why don't you just do like a benefit for planned parenthood. I mean, it's something positive. It doesn't carry a sentence from 30 to life."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Bette & Kit
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Hold his hair" (Bette) "He doesn't have any hair." (Shane)
Said By: Bette & Shane
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "What, are you gonna stick me to the corner with a dunce cap on, principal Porter?"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Bette
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Do you know what Merkin means, Joleene? Vagina wig."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: The receptionist at Curve magazine
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."
Said By: Helena
Said To: Her Attorney
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Shay, say Stacey Merkin is a fucking cunt."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Shay
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My Favorite L Word Quote: So I'm like 'Yo, Stacey come here and say it to my fucking face you fucking vagina wig
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Everything is art to you" (Bette) "Everything is desire" (Jodi) "Desire isn't everything" (Bette)
Said By: Bette & Jodi
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I am so into you."
Said By: Bette (signed and spoken)
Said To: Jodi
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Her kisses doesn't make my head spin the way yours does."
Said By: Jodi
Said To: Bette
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Oh imagination. So that's the thing you were lacking when you could barely change our names."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Is this a lesson in writing from Jenny Schecter?? Oh fuck let me grab a pen."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Fuck you, you nanny fuckingmother fucker!"
Said By: Kit
Said To: Angus
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "It's not about who you vote for, it's about who you fuck..."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Tina (when she says she still identifies as a lesbian)
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My favorite L Word Quote: "Arson! Arson! Arson!"
Said By: Bette
Said To: Kit and Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: What? That I'm a Bombastic Bully?
Said by: Bette
Said to: To Tina when Bette defended her against Jenny at Bar in The Planet
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My favorite L Word quote: What the Frickin' Frack??!
Said by: Alice
Said to: To Tasha & Helena when people kept buzzing her door in the morning
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My favorite L Word quote: "You're dead meat, you're just dead fucking meat Jenny Schecter
Said by: Bette
Said to: Herself - Bette was talking to herself while reading Lez Girls' portrayal of her.
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My favorite L Word quote: "Why isn't Jodi here?"
"She's deaf."
"Of course."
"Why isn't Henry here?"
"He's fucking clueless!"
"Of course."
Said by: Between Tina and Bette at the Planet the episode that Tina meets Jodi for the first time.
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My favorite L Word quote: "...or could've been that comment you made about his movie 'Zombies in a Train' and how
it could only appeal to the people with an intellect of a troll."
Said by: Tina.
Said to: Helena.
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My favorite L Word quote: Shut the fuckup jenny ..ok you know that you're a cunt
Said by: Tina
Said to: Jenny
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My favorite L Word quote: Who are you calling Brown Barbie, you fucking Carmelita Tropicana?
Said by: Bette
Said to: Papi during the basketball game
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My favorite L Word quote: "Wait he's talking to me too... so weird...ok I'll tell her. He said don't ever fucking compare yourself to him again!"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Jenny when she compared Monet to her writing of lez girls
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My favorite L Word quote: "Let's get stoned, then we can laugh at them."
Said by: Jodi Lerner
Said to: Bette and Tom at the donors dinner at Phyllis's house.
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My favorite L Word quote: " Oh, Fuck you James. Just Fuck you ! "
Said by: Bette
Said to: James
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My favorite L Word quote: --- "Your bush is the only bush I want to think about"
Said by: --- Tasha
Said to: --- Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: --- "Since we did the time we might as well do the crime."
Said by: --- Paige
Said to: --- Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: "I just can't believe that you fuckd my boss"
Said by: Bette
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: "I want to be inside you" (in sign language)
Said by: Jodi
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: ---When I get close to somebody I push her away and i don't trust myself not to do that to you
Said by: --- Shane
Said to: --- Paige
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My Favorite L Word Quote:--- You better not break my heart

Said By:--- Jodi
Said To: --- Bette
Episode:--- final episode
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My Favorite L Word Quote:--- You wanna be inside of me? Please Please
Said By:--- Bette
Said To:--- Jodi
Episode:--- ??
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My Favorite L Word Quote:--- I think I could fall in love with u.

Said By:--- Bette
Said To: --- Jodi
Episode:--- ??
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My Favorite L Word Quote:--- You've ruined me for everybody else.
Said By:--- Jodi
Said To:--- Bette
Episode:--- ??
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I never should have let you go. I would do anything for another chance. I'm not afraid to make a fool out of myself.
Said By: Tina
Said To: Bette
Episode: Long Time Coming
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My Favorite L Word Quote: It's not even gramatically correct, Fucking idiot!
Said By: Bette
Said To : To herself (while reading Jenny's book)
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My favorite LWORD Quote:Oh God! I'm stuck! Go on without me! Leave me behind! Save yourselves!”

Said By: Alice
Said To: Shane & Bette