L Word Quotes Season 5 |

L Word Quotes from this Season

Get 'em on the wiki while they're happening! Gather the best L Word Quotes from season 5.
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My Favorite L word quote: For me when I really search myself it doesn't feel like an affair. For me sigh feels like I'm coming home
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
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My favorite L word quote: Bette ---turnaround----look I know that you don't want to hurt Jodie ----No I don't

Said By: Tina
Said To: Bette

My Favorite L Word Quote:I'mma get those ho bag back I swear to god you mark my word.
Those Shebitches!

Said By:Kit
Said To:Bette & Shane
5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote:We just want the right kind of gay like fun gay,not anrgy gay.

Said By: The Look's producer
Said To:Alice
5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote: F*** you Denbo and your dumb lover. You're a rat f***!


Said By:Alice
Said To:Denbo
5.6
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My Favorite L Word Quote: She's white! What was Mary f***in' Poppins not available?

Said By:Bette
Said To:Tina
5.5
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I'm rich, I'm smart and I'm great in bed !

Said By: Joyce
Said To:Phyllis
5.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: No one ever wants to see Nina having sex no one will ever go to the film.

Said By:Jenny
Said To: Tina
5.2
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I put in a few calls....... like 350!

Said By Alice
Said To: Helena
5.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: U-hauled! That's a good one.


Said By Phyllis Kroll
Said To: Alice
5.1
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My Favorite L Word Quote: You can go home! Or you can stay you can do the dishes,
you can clean up the floor we got alot of glasses to pick up!

Said By: Kit
Said To: Dendo
5.12
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I'm telling you. Its the man that does this crazy shit!

Said By:Kit
Said To: Group
5.12
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Favortie L Word Quote: Too Gay! Its a movie about lesbians!

Said By: Tina
Said To: Adelle
5.12
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I hope you choke on dem bones

Said By:Kit
Said To: Denbro's guy friend
5.12
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Before I die there's some things I want to say to you First of all...about your clothes


Said By: Mrs. Peabody
Said To: Helena
5.12
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Thank You ! Nice Face Thank You!

Said By: Denbro
Said To: Lover Cindy
5.12
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Max the Oracle !

Said By: Jenny
Said To: Max
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote:Did you all sync up on the Subaru pink ride?
Said By: Denbro
Said To:Group
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I know that I love you to the exclusion of everyone else.

Said By: Jodi
Said To: Bette
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote: This is about this film, this is about Lez Girls, this is about this incredibly important
and powerful and sufficient film. This has the opportunity to change the hearts and minds and affect the lives of millions of people. It mustn't be tainted by a scandal tied to the completely reckless and behavior caused by the people entrusted to this movie.

Said By: That bitch Adelle
Said To: Lez Girl Exec Staff
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote:There's no way I'm going to let that bitch walk away with our movie.

Said By: Tina
Said To: Jenny
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I bet it's the same reason that I like to undress them!

Said By: Alice
Said To:
5.11
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My favorite L Word Quote: I'm in trouble. I'm gonna do something bad

Said By: Kit
Said to; Bette
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Looks like somebody got here before me.

Said By: Jodi
Said To: Bette
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Why is she talking to me doesn't she know I'm deaf.


Said By: Jodi
Said To:Bette
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote: There's been something missing for me. Something that is hard to define I've been desperately just trying to create this thing and looking for it but I've been flaying and I realize now that you and I we're never going to find it

Said By: Bette
Said To: Jodi
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I think you're a real surviver.

Said By: Shane
Said To: Jenny
5.11
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I hope you bleed soon"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Tasha
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Just this whole ex-girlfriend becoming best friend things i mean
its you and your ex, me and my ex its really my idea of some kind of nightmare lesbian dinner party.


Said By: Bette
Said To:Jodi
5.8
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My favorite L Word Quote: The Greg that plays Tim in the f***ing film. That midget!


Said By:Jenny
Said To:Nikki
5.8
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My Favorite L Word Quote: I will not continue this conversation until you remove
the piece of snot thats dangling your nose.

Said By;Jenny
Said To:Nikki's Agent
5.8
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Their making me take f***ing Greg. Their making me take cheese ball Greg.

Said By:Nikki
Said To:Jenny
5.8

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My Favorite L Word Quote: Paparazzi! I'm so screwed.

Said By: Tina
Said To: Herself

5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote: My mother told me all about your little game. You're like the Fonz or something for lesbians!

Said By Molly
Said To: Shane
5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote: So what do people do for fun in this town beside stick you with lesbian art aficionados and pretending it's exciting.

Said By: Molly
Said To:Shane
5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Why do people invite you to visit film sets. Its like watching paint dry!

Said By: Molly
Said To:Shane
5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote: What the f*** is up with everybody those days.am I like some idiot
that I'm out I mean is the joke on me I don't get it.

Said By:Alice
Said To:Tina
5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Tina will you please tell the incredible hulk to let me in!

Said By:Alice
Said To:Security
5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote: The size of you doesn't scare me. I'm Small and I can out run you!

Said By:Alice
Said To: Security
5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Got Any Hard Rock candy?(Bette) No but I got some pot!

Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
5.7
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My Favorite L Word Quote: OMG! They Know My Name!

Said By: Alice
Said To: Kit
5.5
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Girl look at you! That you, You look good gul.

Said By:Kit
Said To:Alice
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Oh my God, Oh my God... Adele! We're being killed!"
Said By:Nikki
Said To: Adele
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "That's some f***ed up shit Tina!"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Tina
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I f***ing hate women!"
Said By:Tina
Said To: Alice and Shane
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Jodi and I never had a shot. We didn't. It wasn't working. I love Tina. I've always loved Tina."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Kit
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I've always been in love her and I feel like asshole that I'm doing
this to Jodi, but I just want her back... and I'm scared cause I know we're like probably going to f*** it up!
But I have to do it, you know... I cant' help it, it's something I can't help. I want to be with her."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Alice and Shane
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote:Alice: You guys, you know, you belong together. -
Shane: Yeap, you do...
- Alice: You always have
- Shane: It's true...
Said to: Tina
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "OMG! You guys are on CRACK! F***ing is cheating,
Kissing is cheating whether you do it forty times or once its cheating Come on crazy people."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Group(SPR)
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Wow, you guys got great morals."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Group(SPR)
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "You're not telling a homicidal-maniac-escape-from-the-insane-asylum story!"
Said By: Bette
Said To: Alice
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Yeah, I don't think she got that on sale at Cosco."
Said By: Molly
Said To: Shane
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I know that i'm still gay 101, but I'm a really fast learner
before you know it I'm be advanced placement gay, then graduate level gay and f***
law school I'll take my doctorate in f***ing gay."
Said By:Molly
SaidTo:Shane
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I don't know if I'm gay, I don't know that I'm straight
but I know I want to be with you."
Said By: Molly
Said To: Shane
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Listen can you please do something about the stalker."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Shane
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I don't want be your loser f*** buddy. I really don't.
I don't want you to pity me, I don't want you to save me, I don't want to be your teach into
the gay world. I don't want any of it."
Said By: Shane
Said To: Molly
5.10
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Shane, Shane she flew all the way up here
to keep fighting with you girl that's true love, true love."
Said By: Kit
Said To: Shane
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Molly: Weird.
Shane: What?
Molly: ...Boobs.
Said By: Molly
Said To: Shane
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:" I never done this before. I mean kissed a girl onetime in girl scouts
but it was just that one time thing. It was truth or dare it never happened again."
Said By: Molly
Said To: Shane
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote: " I love you I have no doubt about that."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:" I'm afraid that I'm destructive, that if I have something good I feel compelled to destroy it"
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:" I don't like this. I don't like it, Its going to get f***ing hot in here
in about two seconds, I can't take the heat. I'm gonna a panic attack I know I am.
I don't want to breath too deeply I'll take up all the oxygen."
Said By:Bette
Said To: Tina
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "You got to be f***ing kidding me!"
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
5.9
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My favorite L Word Quote:"You know Tasha got a point here. I shouldn't sit here and listen to all this bullshit and kick you motherf***in ass!"
Said By: Kit
Said To: Dawn
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:" And she here to kick some ass and take names if necessary."
Said By:Kit
Said To: Dawn
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:" This is bullshit Kit why you even talkin' to those jokers
Said By:Tasha
Said To:Kit
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:" Jesus! I can't wait to get those f***ing clothes off!"
Said By: Bette
Said To: Jodi
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:" I don't trust them. I don't trust them Shebar bitches.
Comin in here with that mobster crap!"
Said By: Kit
Said To: Alice and Tasha
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:" The first sign of bullshit I walk!"
Said By: Kit
Said To: Alice and Tasha
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:" I had to fight some snotty woman at the bodega for the last of it(ice)
But I got It. Yes!" This hot ass earthquake weather man just makes people mean. Just mean
Said By: Kit
Said To: Planet staffer
5.9
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My Favorite L Word Quote:"This is real the most excruciating thing I been through".
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
5.8
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My favorite L Word Quote:" One of the things asked of us when we go to the front lines
is that we be prepared to be separated from the ones we love and we asked it from
them too fight for their freedom maybe never to come home. And when we do come home
we feel blessed. It seems so wrong now to have my personal freedom denied to me within
my own country, it seems wrong to watch the person that I love being interrogated like a criminal
when she did nothing wrong."
Said By: Tasha
Said To: Col. Davis
5.8
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My Favorite L word Quote:"He's not even a human being. He's a agent!"
Said To: Nikki
Said By: Jenny
5.8
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My Favorite L Word Quote:"A dick that everybody likes"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Nikki's agent
5.8
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My Favorite L Word Quote:"What am I gonna do with those SheBitches. Man! They're
going to open back up and when they do guess what everybody's going to want to
go over there and see Nikki Stevens and her greasy ass".
Said By: Kit
Said To: Shane
5.8
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "That's cause you're a ho" (Tina) "I ain't no ho, bitch" (Shane)
Said By: Tina and Shane

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Hey.. I need to tell you something... You look really great in those pants."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I never saw this coming. Ever." [Tina, Alice & Shane drink from their beer]
Said By: Shane
Said To: Tina and Alice

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I quit, I f***ing quit. I quit!"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Jenny and Nikki

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Here, look, I'll put these on and nobody will recognize me" (Nikki) "Excuse me, hi.. are you Nikki Stevens?" (Fan)
Said By: Nikki
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Jenny made Adele hot and now Mario is totally hot for her" (Nikki) "Nobody's hot" (Adele) "He's totally in love with you Adele" (Nikki) "Adele, are you gay?" (Jenny) "SHUT UP" (Tina)
Said By: Nikki, Adele, Jenny and Tina
Said To: Each other

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Tina, it's not like we're gonna be having sex on the side of the road"
Said By: Nikki
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "For me, when I really search myself, it doesn't feel like an affair. For me,..it feels like I'm coming home."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Ow, you could've at least asked me out for dinner?"
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Security at Shebar

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Have any of you seen dumb shit actor boy around?"
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Lez Girls Crew

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I'm.. familiar with Phyllis"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Molly

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Really, Cindy?!"
Said By: Dawn Denbro
Said To: Cindy

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Did you decorate this in the 80's?"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Dawn Denbro

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "What grown man gets Elmo tattooed on his ass?!"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Jenny

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I think she's psychotic. What do I do?"
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Shane

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Oh F*** no, Denbro!"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Dawn Denbro

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My Favorite L Word Quote: Oh my God, this is so expensive I could buy a house... in Cambodia with this watch
Said By: Jenny
Said to: Adele and Shane

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My Favorite L Word Quote: Shane: Wear that dress.
Jenny: Why are you looking at me like that? Stop staring! Shane you need to get laid!
Said By: Jenny & Shane

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Mom's calling"

Said By: Jenny Re: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "F***ing paparazzi?! I'm so screwed!"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Herself. Re: Photographers at Shebar

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Nikki, Nikki. Come here! Do you know how much money you're costing me?!"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Nikki

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "She went Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling? That little bitch!"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Adele & Jenny

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "What the f*** is up with everybody these days ?am i like some kind of idiot that im out ,i mean is the joke on me, cause i don't get it"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I don't know who Mr. Bluetooth is."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Security guard.

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "You went on national television and you outed the lead of our movie!"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Alice

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My Favorite L Word Quote: [Mouthing]"I love you."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I've missed you."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great because you're producing it"
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I adore her. I respect and admire her... But it doesn't really compare"
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Are you gonna dance in your black bra?"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Shane

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "We should get you some jeans now, because, um, Adele, the appliqué on the back of your jeans was declared an abomination by the Geneva Convention."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Adele

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Get the f*** out of here! You know, we're gonna take them down. That's it. It's on! You guys with me?"
Said By: Kit
Said To: Shane & Alice

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Puppies! (Angelica)...Those aren't f***ing puppies! (Alice)"
Said By: Alice and Angelica
Said To: Tina and Shane

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "F*** you Denbro AND your dumb lover, you're a ratf***!"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Dawn

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Are you talking dirty to me?"
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Jenny is f***ing the star, or should I say she's f***ing herself!"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Bette

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "You're so wet" "I just wanna f*** you"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Bette

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Did you know... I used to live here?"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Jodi

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My Favorite L Word Quote: (Bette) "No, it's fine. It's fiction, right? I mean, it's fiction."
(Tina) "It's fiction." (Bette) "It's fiction."
Said By: Bette & Tina
Said To: Isabella/Bev

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Is she black?"
Said By: Isabella/Bev
Said To: Tina Re: Bette
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Jenny can do whatever she wants with her silly movie. I'm completely detached from the notion that it has anything to do with my life. It is fiction. Fiction."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Jodi
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Shane: "Hey, listen.. they're not gay, I promise."
Alice: "Oh, my God, what if they were gay! What if the brownies were gay?"
Shane: "Yeah, they're all f***ing each other."
Said By: Shane & Alice
Said To: Cammie/Shaun
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Hiiii Bette Hi... [Louder] Hello Jodi!"
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Bette & Jodi

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "You messed with the wrong bitch, bitch."
Said By: Dawn
Said To: Shane
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Max. I don't need to know. This shit. Before festivities begin."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Max
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I don't think it's OK to kiss your boyfriend one day and then go out and trash gay people the next. Especially if you're a public figure and you have people looking up to you. No, I don't feel bad. I do not feel bad about what I did."
Said By: Alice
Said To: TV Interviewer

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Don't listen to her, she wears mom jeans with camel toe."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Niki about Adele

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I can't answer your f***ing question...You know why, because it's not me, it's not me...And apart from anything else, I am frankly...f***ing flabbergasted, I am flabbergasted that she casted such a white actress. She's white! Okay? Was Mary f***ing Poppins not available?

Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina and Isabella/Bev

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "F*** off, you freak!"
Said By: Tina & Alice
Said To: Shane

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "My soldier girl is home."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Tasha

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My Favorite L Word Quote: “I Love You Too Baby.”
Said By: Tasha
Said To: Alice

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Oh come on you f***ers.. be friends."
Said By: Shane
Said To: Bette and Jenny

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "That's so sweet I think I might puke."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Adele

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "What about her?" (Alice) "Not Bette! Not Bette!" (Alice nudging Tina) "I'm not looking at Bette... I'm looking." (Tina)
Said By: Alice and Tina

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Whatever you do, don't drop the soap." (Alice) "Yeah, don't drop the soap" (Tina) "Yeah, I wouldn't" (Shane)
Said By: Alice, Tina, Shane
Said To: Helena

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My Favorite L Word Quote: That was surreal
Said By: Bette and Tina
Said To: each other

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My favorite L Word quote: "It's not like I didn't go for months at a time without having sex when we were together."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette (S05e01)

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My favorite L Word quote: And the food here taste like shit.
Said by: Helena in jail
Said to: Tina Alice and Shane

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My favorite L Word quote: (laugh) You are a horrible liar
Said by: Tina
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: Yeah, Maybe she wasn't your type
Said by: Alice
Said to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote:
Shaun: I wouldn't mind....
Bev: to taste the fruit..
Nina: Wait in line sista
Nina: Oh, sorry baby
Bev: As long as you share her with me.
Said by: Tina & Bette and shane
Said to: Jessie Behind Her Back while she goes to Jim
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My favorite L Word quote: Kit: speaking of jenny has anybody heard from her?
Kit: cause i have she's in...
Tina: "China I hope"
Said by: Kit and Tina
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The L word Season 5 Episode 3.. Lady of the lake
My favorite L Word quote: Are you Asking me to Join?
Scene: Helena & Jackie in Prison
Said by: Helena
Said to: Jackie
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The L Word Season 5 Episode 1 ( By the swimming pool at Bette's house)
My favorite L Word quote: --- Tina: "its not like i didn't go for months without sex when we were together"
Bette: "ouch"
Said by:Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: I said, "I know Mrs. Peabody's a broad, and not a very classy one."
Said by: Alice Said to: Shane & Phyllis
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My favorite L Word quote: "No, no, no. I don't pay you to think. Do I, Sounder?
Do I pay her to think? [to the assistant] He hates you. So take him back to
the groomers now and get orange ribbons so he can like you again."
Said by: Jenny
Said to: Her assistant
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My favorite L Word quote: "Get off the phone, bitch!!!"
Said by: Shane
Said to: Jenny - when she comes home
Season 5, Episode 1
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My Favorite L Word Quote:--- "If you're lucky"

Said By:--- Jodi
Said To: --- Bette after she told her maybe they could get together tomorrow nite
Episode:--- 4th episode
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My Favorite L Word Quote: Jesus Christ! Its like South Beach Threw Up! I don't know what happened.
Said By: Shane
Said To: Group
Episode: 4
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My Favorite L Word Quote: It's all or Nothing!
Said By: Bette
Said To: Hostee at door(Shebar)
Episode: 4
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "She's not F***ABLE!"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Jenny
Episode: 4

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My Favorite L Word Quote: "I think Summer likes you" (Alice) "Would you please shut the f*** up......God your freakin mouth!" (Shane) "Has anyone seen Shanes vagina? because I think she dropped it somewhere." (Alice)

Said By: Alice
Said To:The group at self defense classes
Episode: 4
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "At least Paris, when she was in the clink, didn't get involved with some big butch prison daddy dyke."
Said By: Peggy Peabody
Said To: Helena Peabody
Episode: 3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Why would I ever pass up the opportunity to wear smelly, used shoes, drink warm, domestic beer, and kick your ass?"
Said By: Bette
Said To: Michaelangelo
Episode: 3
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My Favorite L Word Quote: "Peabody's do not have debts darling, not to anyone, and certianly not to society."
Said By: Peggy Peabody
Said To: Helena Peabody
Episode: 3
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My Favorit L WordQuote: "Oh come on you f***ers.. be friends."
Said By: Shane
Said To: Bette and Jenny
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Bette to Tina: Scene in Elevator: 509
"For me, it doesn't feel like an affair....for me it feels like I'm coming home."