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| Jan 21 2008, 5:46 AM EST | aliceandtasha | 2 words added, 1 word deleted |
| Jan 20 2008, 2:11 AM EST | starchaser1 | 21 words added |
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----"Fuck My mother"..this was funny as hell
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Tasha & I guess to herself in seasonseas on 4 when Tasha,Alice,Papi & Helena were playing poker & Papi's girls started fighting over her & she got punched in the face
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----It's a bordering on psychotic,serial killer,obsessive type shrine
Said by: ---Helena
Said to: ---Alice
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----This is you...
Said by: ---Tina
Said to: ---Bette
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----When will you make up your mind between dick and pussy?
Said by: ---Dana
Said to: ---Alice
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----Oh my God, the lesbian urge to merge!
Said by: ---Tina
Said to: ---the shrink
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----Great She going to be Insufferable!
Said by: ---Alice(@ B&T's Party S1)
Said to: ---Shane
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----What were you thinking inviting those geeky straight people!
Said by: ---Dana(@ B&T's party S1)
Said to: ---Tina
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----We really love you but its not our cross to bare that you and Harrison have decide to masquerade as Ozzy and Harriet
Said by: ---Bette(@ B&T's Party S1)
Said to: ---Dana
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----Wow you guys should totally take the Cosmo compatibility quiz!
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Jenny & Marina
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----I'll just leave you two alone to get married!
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Jenny & Marina
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----Ok Is your sister the coolest person on earth or what!
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Bette
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----You never told kit potter was your sister(guy) She's my half-sister(bette) guess which half(kit
Said by: ---Kit
Said to: ---Jeremy Block(guy@party)
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My favorite L Wordquote: "it dosent mean we cant fuck" said by shane "you want to fuck me?" said by carmen
Said by: ---shane
Said to: ---carmen
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My favorite L Wordquote: "Fuck you Tasha" said by Alice... "Well fuck you to" said by Dana's ghost
Said by: --- Alice and Dana
Said to: --- Alice and Dana
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My favorite L Wordquote: "Go on, i wanna see you in that fucking party dress"
Said by: Dana's ghost
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Wordquote: "So gay" Said by: Tina
Said to: Dana
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My favorite L Wordquote: "And what are you the intelectual of life?"
Said by: Dana
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Wordquote: "Hey, liquor on the front poker on the rear"
Said by: Shane on bette and tinas house
Said to: Kit
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My Favorit L Word Quote: "Oh come on you fuckers.. be friends."
Said By: Shane
To: Bette and Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I don't want a relationship with you.
I just want to be with you all the time."
Said By: Lacey
Said To: Shane
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "That's so sweet I think I might puke."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Adele
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My Favourite L Word Quote: " I Love You Too Baby. She is so perfect for her.
I wish that I could take her place, the girlfriend that is.
Said By: Tasha
Said To: Alice
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Fuck Jenny, jus fuck Jenny. She deserves to be fired
I'll fucking fire her for you."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "My soilder girl is home
Said By: Alice
Said To: Tasha
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My Favourite L Word Quote: Alice: "Oh I'm sorry, is my hat too much?"
Jenny: A little.
Said By: Alice & Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I don't kiss girls that wear doilies"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "The desperate, what?"
Said By: Helena
Said To: Everyone at Tina's Mixer
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "It's fine I'd remodel it but I don't live here"
Bette: Yet.
Said By: Tina & Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Noo, I would never sleep with Tina."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Alice & Helena
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My Favourite L Word Quote: Bete: "Tina is not qualified to parent a biracial child."
Tina: Oh and I was qualified to live and sleep with one for 8 years?"
Bette: Obviously you weren't qualified for that either."
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "You call your computer Papi?"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Alice
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "We don't call him the father, we call him the donor."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Someone at the mixer
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I'd pretty much do any job right now that doesn't involve sex or touching insects."
Said By: Helena
Said To: Jenny & Alice
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I still love you, you know."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Why don't you just do like a benefit for planned parenthood. I mean, it's something positive. It doesn't carry a sentence from 30 to life."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Bette & Kit
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My Favourite L Word Quote: Bette: "Hold his hair"
Shane: "He doesn't have any hair."
Said By: Bette & Shane
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "What, are you gonna stick me to the corner with a dumb's cap on, principal Porter?"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Do you know what Merkin means, Joleene? Vagina wig."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: The receptionist at Curve magazine
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."
Said By: Helena
Said To: Her Attorney
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Shay say Stacey Merkin is a fucking cunt."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Shay
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My Favourite L Word Quote: So I'm like 'Yo, Stacey come here and say it to my fucking face you fucking vagina.'
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Alice
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My Favourite L Word Quote:Bette to Jodi: "Everything is art to you", Jodi to bette: "Everything is desire", Bette to Jodi: "Desire isn't everything"
Said By: Conversation between Jodi and Bette
Said To:
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "You better not break my heart."
Said By: JodiSaid To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I am so into you."
Said By: Bette (signed and spoken)Said To: Jodi
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Her kisses doesn't make my head spin the way yours does."
Said By: JodiSaid To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "You're a fucken heartbreaker."
Said By: BetteSaid To: Jodie
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I love you so much."
Said By: JodiSaid To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Oh imagination. So that's the thing you were lacking when you could barely change our names."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Is this a lesson in writing from Jenny Schecter?? Oh fuck, let me grab a pen."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "So? Everyone's a control freak. It's what you have to do to get things done."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
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My Favourite (Season 4) Quote: "Fuck you, you nanny fuckin' mother fucker!"
Said By: Kit Porter
Said To: Angus a.k.a the nanny fuckin' mother fucker!
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My Favorite (Season 1) Quote: "Ze penis, Ze pussy, Ze baby.."
Said By: French Artist
Said To: Bette and Tina; "the only way to make a baby"
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My Favorite (Season 4) Quote: "I wanna be inside of you"
Said By: Jodi (Sign language)
Said To: Bette
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My Favorite (Season 4) Quote:
Said By: Bette- I'm so into you(Sign language)
Said To: Jodi
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My Favorite (Season 3) Quote: "Living the life they love and loving the life they live."
Said By: Kit
Said To: Her Son David
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My Favorite (Season 2) Quote: " OH Captain! My Captain!!"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Dana on the LEZboat
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My Favorite (Season 5) Quote: Alice:"What about her? --- (Alice nudging Tina) Not Bette! Not Bette!"
Tina: "I'm not looking at Bette... I'm looking."
Said by and to: Alice and Tina
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My Favorite Quote: "You've ruined me for everybody else."
Said by Jodi
Said to: Bette
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My Favorite (Season 5) Quote: "Whatever you do, don't drop the soap." (Alice)
"Yeah, don't drop the soap" (Tina) "Yeah, I wouldn't" (Shane)
Said by Alice, Tina, Shane
Said to: Helena
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My Favorite (Season 4) Quote: "It's not about who you vote for, it's about who you fuck..."
Said by:Jenny
Said to:Tina(when she says she still identifies as a lesbian)
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My Favorite (Season 1) Quote: "We are going to deploy a mission to ascertain the
disposition and intent of one Ms. Lara Perkins."
Said by:Bette
Said to: The Girls
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My favorite quote: Arson! Arson! Arson!
Said by : Bette
Said to: Kit and Alice
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My favorite (Season 1) quote: "Crispay!"
Said by: Dana
Said to: Alice and friends
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My favorite L Word (Season 5) quote: That was surreal
Said by:Bette and Tina
Said to: To each other
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My favorite L Word quote(s) are: "You feel so good ... " " ... and you smell good"
Said by:Tina & Bette pre OMFG scene s2ep9.
Said to: To each other
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My favorite L Word (Season 4) quote: What? That I'm a Bombastic Bully?
Said by:Bette
Said to: To Tina when Bette defended her against Jenny at Bar in The Planet
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My favorite L Word (Season 3) quote:"And look at what happens when my peeper touches your peeper?
It's a WET peeper! Oh nobody touchs my peeper like you Al.."
Said by:Alice
Said to: Directed at Dana with the rest of the gang around at The Planet
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My favorite L Word (Season 4) quote: What the Frickin' Frack??!
Said by: Alice
Said to: To Tasha & Helena when ppl kept buzzing her door in the morning
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My favorite L Word (Season 2)quote: Well, Yoda better start giving better advice or Yoda should just shut the fuck up.
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane
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JMy favorite L Word quote: "Who's fucking Josh Becker?" "TINA"
Said by: Bette's reply
Said to: When someone asked her the question at The Planet in S3.
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My favorite L Word (Season 2) quote: "Come here."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: "Men should be knitting and women should be running the world."
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane, at the Planet (2-01 "Life, Loss, Leaving")
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My favorite L Word quote: "Because I'm just the biggest fucking asshole of the universe, I guess that's how.
Because I'm just some kind of huuuuge cosmological joke, that's what I am!"
Said by: Bette
Said to: Jenny, after Bette found out about Tina's pregnancy (2-05 "Labyrinth")
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My favorite L Word quote: "Did you FUCK all night before telling her I was the love of your life?"
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: " I'm so lucky to have you."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette in season one the first love scene.
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My favorite L Word quote: Tina: "You got on a plane and flew all the way home?" Bette: "I was worried."
Said by: Tina & Bette
Said to: Tina when Bette rushed home frome New York because the sperm donors girlfriend was scaring Tina...
and Bette couldn't get a hold of Tina. So she flew home...
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My favorite L Word quote: "I'd rather be a fuckup than a liar."
Said by: Shane
Said to:
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My favorite L Word quote: "You're dead meat, you're just dead fucking meat Jenny Schecter
Said by: Bette
Said to: Herself - Bette was talking to herself while reading Lez Girls' portrayal of her.
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My favorite L Word quote: "Why isn't Jodi here?" "She's deaf." "Of course." "Why isn't Henry here?" "He's fucking clueless!"
"Of course."
Said by: Between Tina and Bette at the Planet the episode that Tina meets Jodi for the first time.
Said to:
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My favorite L Word quote: You're smoking again?
Said by:Alice
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: " a fucking bird Shane"
Said by:Carmen
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: "so gay"
Said by:dana
Said to: all girls at table
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My favorite L Word quote:
Said by:Shane
Said to: Bette & Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: "Allright, this is ridiculous. I've only slept with two girls my whole life. And I swear to god,
if you repeat that I will have to kill you."
Said by: Dana
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: What, do you guys shout across the room?"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Everyone at Bette & Tina's bedroom.
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My favorite L Word quote: "Latin women.. Caliente."
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: "Hey, Poor Tard, how's your two moms, ya big gay-mo?"
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: "Okay! You're not going to get pregnant through your sweater!"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Dana
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My favorite L Word quote: "You're not bored by your mommies, are you?... He's not"
Said by: Bette
Said to: Tina's belly
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My favorite L Word quote: "Never apologize, never explain."
Said by: Helena
Said to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: "Don't be such a Lez."
Said by: Shane
Said to: Alice (S2 Ep1-Life, Loss, Leaving)
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My favorite L Word quote: "Act like you have a girlfriend"
Said by: Carmen
Said to: Shane (S3 Ep5-Lifeline)
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My favorite L Word quote: "Here, he says he can hear you breathing."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: "It's not like I didn't go for months at a time without having sex when we were together."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette (S05e01)
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it could only appeal to the people with an intellect of a troll."
Said by: Tina.
Said to: Helena.
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My favorite L Word quote: I didn't know you could feel this warm and fuzzy inside being poor.
Said by: Helena.
Said to: Alice.
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My favorite L Word quote: This coffee tastes like poopy-shit
Said by: Alice
Said to: about the coffee after Marina left
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My favorite L Word quote: And the food here taste like shit.
Said by:Helena in jail
Said to: Tina Alice and Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: Shut the fuck up jenny ..ok you know what your a cunt
Said by: Tina
Said to: Jenny
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My favorite L Word quote: Who are you calling brown barbie, you fucking Carmelita Tropicana?
Said by: Bette
Said to: Papi during the basketball game in season 4
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My favorite L Word quote: (laugh) You are a horrible liar
Said by: Tina
Season 5
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: Yeah, Maybe she wasn't your type
Said by: Alice
Scene Season 5
Shane & Alice try to find a partner for Tina.
Said to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: Shaun: i wouldn't mind....
Bev: to taste the fruit..
Scene Season 5
In Nina & Bev House
Said to: Jessy Behind Her Back while she goes to Jim
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My favorite L Word quote: Kit: speaking of jenny has anybody heard from her?
Kit: cause i have she's in...
Tina: "China I hope"
Said by: Kit and Tina
Scene Season 5
Kit Tina and Bette
Said to: Jenny * while she's not there
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My favorite L Word quote: "wait he's talking to me too so weird...ok i'll tell her. he said dont ever fucking compare yourself to him"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Jenny when she compared Monet to her writing of lez girls
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My favorite quote: "My name is Carmen de la Pica Morales. I was 16 back then and I fell madly in love with Lucia Torres.
She was Pablo Fuentes girlfriend. You just - You didn't fuck with pablo's girl....But I did!"
Said by: Carmen S02E09 (Mark's video)
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My favorite L Word quote: There's something really wrong when God lets two people who are meant to be togther
come apart like that.
Said by: ShaneSaid to: Friends at the Planet
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My favorite L Word quote: "Let's get stoned, then we can laugh at them."
Said by: Jodi LernerSaid to: Bette and Tom at the donors dinner at Phyllis's house.
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My favorite L Word quote: What part of "no" don't you understand, Mr Green? I am not going to write you a blank check
just because you yell like a fucking banshee. I need an estimate. The insurance company needs an estimate, do you see a
pattern here, it's the way things are done. Listen, you asshole, if you keep pushing me, you're gonna end up with a lawsuit
on your hands, you got it?! Bring it on, you fucking dwarf.
Said by: BetteSaid to: Mr Green (phone), after the car accident (2-03, "Loneliest Number")
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Said by: ShaneSaid to: Dana at The Planet (1-03, "Lets Do It")
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My favorite L Word quote: Are you Asking me to Join?
Scene: Helena & Jackie in Prison
Said by: Helena Said to: Jackie
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Said by: HelenaSaid to: Alice
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Said by: BetteSaid to: Candace
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My favorite L Word quote: --- Tina: "its not like i didn't go for months without sex when we were together"
Bette: "ouch"
Said by:Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: I said, "I know Mrs. Peabody's a broad, and not a very classy one."
Said by: Alice Said to: Shane & Phyllis
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My favorite L Word quote: "No, no, no. I don't pay you to think. Do I, Sounder?
Do I pay her to think? [to the assistant] He hates you. So take him back to
the groomers now and get orange ribbons so he can like you again."
Said by: JennySaid to: Her assistant
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My favorite L Word quote: --
"This is a nice hotel"...,
..........."it'll do" (season two)
Said by: ---BetteSaid to: --- Twink
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My favorite L Word (Season 4) quote: " Oh, Fuck you James. Just Fuck you ! "
Said by: BetteSaid to: James
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My favorite L Word (Season 2) quote: " Do you wanna dance? "
Said by: BetteSaid to: Twink
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My favorite L Word quote: --- "Your bush is the only bush I want to think about"
Said by: --- TashaSaid to: --- Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: --- "Since we did the time we might as well do the crime."
Said by: --- PaigeSaid to: --- Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"Dana...You have a really nice ass."
Said by: ---AliceSaid to: ---Dana(S2 Ep5 Labyrinth)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"What the hell are you talking about? Dana was gay!"
Said by: ---AliceSaid to: ---everyone at Dana's funeral (S3 Ep11-Last Dance)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"You don't have gaydar"
Said by: ---AliceSaid to: ---Dana (S1 Ep2 Let's Do It)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"I need my vagina rejuvenated"
Said by: ---Alice Said to: ---lady on the intercom (S1 Ep2 Let's Do It)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"Hey, sorry you got Lenored"
Said by: ---AliceSaid to: ---Shane (S1 Ep5 Lawfully)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"You know, Al, just cause you're riding the big fat weenie doesn't mean there's something wrong with the way the rest of us do it, okay?"
Said by: ---DanaSaid to: ---Alice (S1 Ep10 Liberally)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---(regarding to Dana's dead cat, Mr. Piddles)
"He looks a little strange."
"Yeah, I think he...hasn't really thawed out yet. We were afraid he was gonna decompose, so Shane and I put him in the freezer."
Said by: ---Tina and Alice
Said to: --- each other (S1 Ep13 Limb from Limb)
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My favorite L Word quote: "Get off the phone, bitch!!!"
Said by: ShaneSaid to: Jenny - when she comes home
Season 5, Episode 1
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My favorite L Word quote: "I just can't believe that you fucked my boss"
Said by: BetteSaid to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: "I want to be inside you" (in sign language)
Said by: JodiSaid to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Alice: Right, or - or - a table. Alice: Or a floor...
[Dana smiles] Alice: Or the backseat of a car. Dana: [smiling] Ooh, that'd be good.
[catching herself] Dana: That *wouldn't* be good!
Said by: Alice & DanaSaid to: eachother
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My favorite L Word quote:
Bette: Are you sleeping with her? Are you fucking sleeping with her?
Tina: It's none of your fucking business.
Bette: Don't do it, Tina, that woman will eat you alive. She is a vampire.
Tina: Yeah, and a dragon.
Said by: BetteSaid to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote:I want to lick you until you come in my mouth a thousand times
Said by: CarmenSaid to:Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: ---shane "i look like a pinata" carmen " your too small to be a pinata but you could be a doll on top
of a tranie wedding cake"
Said by: ---shane
Said to: --- Carmen
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My favorite L Word quote: --- What an egobruiser!
Said by: ---Bette Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---OMG its Yoda!
Said by: --- Alice Said to: --- Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Thay teach that @ hairdresser school by the way
Said by: --- Dana Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---She's totally going home with that girl!
Said by: ---Alice Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Party's over you can go back to being gay
Said by: ---Dana Said to: --- Harrison
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Everytime I'm attracted to somebody she's either unavailable or striaght
Said by: --- Dana Said to: --- Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: ---No you can read whatever you want anything
Said by: --- Jenny Said to: --- Marina
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My favorite L Word quote: ---She has nipple confidence
Said by: --- Alice(raydar nite) Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---You look cute with the little apron on
Said by: --- MarinaSaid to: --- Jenny
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My favorite L Word quote: ---When I get close to somebody I put her away and i don't trust myself not to do that to you
Said by: --- ShaneSaid to: --- Paige
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My favorite L Word quote: Oh That's so sweet I think I might Puke!
Said by: Tina
Said to: Adelle(jenny's asst.)
My favorite L Wordquote: ----"Fuck My mother"..this was funny as hell
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Tasha & I guess to herself in seasonseas on 4 when Tasha,Alice,Papi & Helena were playing poker & Papi's girls started fighting over her & she got punched in the face
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----It's a bordering on psychotic,serial killer,obsessive type shrine
Said by: ---Helena
Said to: ---Alice
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----This is you...
Said by: ---Tina
Said to: ---Bette
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----When will you make up your mind between dick and pussy?
Said by: ---Dana
Said to: ---Alice
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----Oh my God, the lesbian urge to merge!
Said by: ---Tina
Said to: ---the shrink
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----Great She going to be Insufferable!
Said by: ---Alice(@ B&T's Party S1)
Said to: ---Shane
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----What were you thinking inviting those geeky straight people!
Said by: ---Dana(@ B&T's party S1)
Said to: ---Tina
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----We really love you but its not our cross to bare that you and Harrison have decide to masquerade as Ozzy and Harriet
Said by: ---Bette(@ B&T's Party S1)
Said to: ---Dana
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----Wow you guys should totally take the Cosmo compatibility quiz!
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Jenny & Marina
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----I'll just leave you two alone to get married!
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Jenny & Marina
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----Ok Is your sister the coolest person on earth or what!
Said by: ---Alice
Said to: ---Bette
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My favorite L Wordquote: ----You never told kit potter was your sister(guy) She's my half-sister(bette) guess which half(kit
Said by: ---Kit
Said to: ---Jeremy Block(guy@party)
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My favorite L Wordquote: "it dosent mean we cant fuck" said by shane "you want to fuck me?" said by carmen
Said by: ---shane
Said to: ---carmen
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My favorite L Wordquote: "Fuck you Tasha" said by Alice... "Well fuck you to" said by Dana's ghost
Said by: --- Alice and Dana
Said to: --- Alice and Dana
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My favorite L Wordquote: "Go on, i wanna see you in that fucking party dress"
Said by: Dana's ghost
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Wordquote: "So gay" Said by: Tina
Said to: Dana
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My favorite L Wordquote: "And what are you the intelectual of life?"
Said by: Dana
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Wordquote: "Hey, liquor on the front poker on the rear"
Said by: Shane on bette and tinas house
Said to: Kit
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My Favorit L Word Quote: "Oh come on you fuckers.. be friends."
Said By: Shane
To: Bette and Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I don't want a relationship with you.
I just want to be with you all the time."
Said By: Lacey
Said To: Shane
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "That's so sweet I think I might puke."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Adele
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My Favourite L Word Quote: " I Love You Too Baby. She is so perfect for her.
I wish that I could take her place, the girlfriend that is.
Said By: Tasha
Said To: Alice
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Fuck Jenny, jus fuck Jenny. She deserves to be fired
I'll fucking fire her for you."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "My soilder girl is home
Said By: Alice
Said To: Tasha
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My Favourite L Word Quote: Alice: "Oh I'm sorry, is my hat too much?"
Jenny: A little.
Said By: Alice & Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I don't kiss girls that wear doilies"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "The desperate, what?"
Said By: Helena
Said To: Everyone at Tina's Mixer
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "It's fine I'd remodel it but I don't live here"
Bette: Yet.
Said By: Tina & Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Noo, I would never sleep with Tina."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Alice & Helena
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My Favourite L Word Quote: Bete: "Tina is not qualified to parent a biracial child."
Tina: Oh and I was qualified to live and sleep with one for 8 years?"
Bette: Obviously you weren't qualified for that either."
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "You call your computer Papi?"
Said By: Tina
Said To: Alice
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "We don't call him the father, we call him the donor."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Someone at the mixer
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I'd pretty much do any job right now that doesn't involve sex or touching insects."
Said By: Helena
Said To: Jenny & Alice
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I still love you, you know."
Said By: Tina
Said To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Why don't you just do like a benefit for planned parenthood. I mean, it's something positive. It doesn't carry a sentence from 30 to life."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Bette & Kit
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My Favourite L Word Quote: Bette: "Hold his hair"
Shane: "He doesn't have any hair."
Said By: Bette & Shane
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "What, are you gonna stick me to the corner with a dumb's cap on, principal Porter?"
Said By: Alice
Said To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Do you know what Merkin means, Joleene? Vagina wig."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: The receptionist at Curve magazine
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."
Said By: Helena
Said To: Her Attorney
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Shay say Stacey Merkin is a fucking cunt."
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Shay
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My Favourite L Word Quote: So I'm like 'Yo, Stacey come here and say it to my fucking face you fucking vagina.'
Said By: Jenny
Said To: Alice
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My Favourite L Word Quote:Bette to Jodi: "Everything is art to you", Jodi to bette: "Everything is desire", Bette to Jodi: "Desire isn't everything"
Said By: Conversation between Jodi and Bette
Said To:
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "You better not break my heart."
Said By: JodiSaid To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I am so into you."
Said By: Bette (signed and spoken)Said To: Jodi
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Her kisses doesn't make my head spin the way yours does."
Said By: JodiSaid To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "You're a fucken heartbreaker."
Said By: BetteSaid To: Jodie
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "I love you so much."
Said By: JodiSaid To: Bette
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Oh imagination. So that's the thing you were lacking when you could barely change our names."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "Is this a lesson in writing from Jenny Schecter?? Oh fuck, let me grab a pen."
Said By: Alice
Said To: Jenny
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My Favourite L Word Quote: "So? Everyone's a control freak. It's what you have to do to get things done."
Said By: Bette
Said To: Tina
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My Favourite (Season 4) Quote: "Fuck you, you nanny fuckin' mother fucker!"
Said By: Kit Porter
Said To: Angus a.k.a the nanny fuckin' mother fucker!
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My Favorite (Season 1) Quote: "Ze penis, Ze pussy, Ze baby.."
Said By: French Artist
Said To: Bette and Tina; "the only way to make a baby"
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My Favorite (Season 4) Quote: "I wanna be inside of you"
Said By: Jodi (Sign language)
Said To: Bette
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My Favorite (Season 4) Quote:
Said By: Bette- I'm so into you(Sign language)
Said To: Jodi
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My Favorite (Season 3) Quote: "Living the life they love and loving the life they live."
Said By: Kit
Said To: Her Son David
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My Favorite (Season 2) Quote: " OH Captain! My Captain!!"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Dana on the LEZboat
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My Favorite (Season 5) Quote: Alice:"What about her? --- (Alice nudging Tina) Not Bette! Not Bette!"
Tina: "I'm not looking at Bette... I'm looking."
Said by and to: Alice and Tina
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My Favorite Quote: "You've ruined me for everybody else."
Said by Jodi
Said to: Bette
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My Favorite (Season 5) Quote: "Whatever you do, don't drop the soap." (Alice)
"Yeah, don't drop the soap" (Tina) "Yeah, I wouldn't" (Shane)
Said by Alice, Tina, Shane
Said to: Helena
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My Favorite (Season 4) Quote: "It's not about who you vote for, it's about who you fuck..."
Said by:Jenny
Said to:Tina(when she says she still identifies as a lesbian)
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My Favorite (Season 1) Quote: "We are going to deploy a mission to ascertain the
disposition and intent of one Ms. Lara Perkins."
Said by:Bette
Said to: The Girls
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My favorite quote: Arson! Arson! Arson!
Said by : Bette
Said to: Kit and Alice
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My favorite (Season 1) quote: "Crispay!"
Said by: Dana
Said to: Alice and friends
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My favorite L Word (Season 5) quote: That was surreal
Said by:Bette and Tina
Said to: To each other
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My favorite L Word quote(s) are: "You feel so good ... " " ... and you smell good"
Said by:Tina & Bette pre OMFG scene s2ep9.
Said to: To each other
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My favorite L Word (Season 4) quote: What? That I'm a Bombastic Bully?
Said by:Bette
Said to: To Tina when Bette defended her against Jenny at Bar in The Planet
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My favorite L Word (Season 3) quote:"And look at what happens when my peeper touches your peeper?
It's a WET peeper! Oh nobody touchs my peeper like you Al.."
Said by:Alice
Said to: Directed at Dana with the rest of the gang around at The Planet
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My favorite L Word (Season 4) quote: What the Frickin' Frack??!
Said by: Alice
Said to: To Tasha & Helena when ppl kept buzzing her door in the morning
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My favorite L Word (Season 2)quote: Well, Yoda better start giving better advice or Yoda should just shut the fuck up.
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane
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JMy favorite L Word quote: "Who's fucking Josh Becker?" "TINA"
Said by: Bette's reply
Said to: When someone asked her the question at The Planet in S3.
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My favorite L Word (Season 2) quote: "Come here."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: "Men should be knitting and women should be running the world."
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane, at the Planet (2-01 "Life, Loss, Leaving")
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My favorite L Word quote: "Because I'm just the biggest fucking asshole of the universe, I guess that's how.
Because I'm just some kind of huuuuge cosmological joke, that's what I am!"
Said by: Bette
Said to: Jenny, after Bette found out about Tina's pregnancy (2-05 "Labyrinth")
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My favorite L Word quote: "Did you FUCK all night before telling her I was the love of your life?"
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: " I'm so lucky to have you."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette in season one the first love scene.
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My favorite L Word quote: Tina: "You got on a plane and flew all the way home?" Bette: "I was worried."
Said by: Tina & Bette
Said to: Tina when Bette rushed home frome New York because the sperm donors girlfriend was scaring Tina...
and Bette couldn't get a hold of Tina. So she flew home...
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My favorite L Word quote: "I'd rather be a fuckup than a liar."
Said by: Shane
Said to:
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My favorite L Word quote: "You're dead meat, you're just dead fucking meat Jenny Schecter
Said by: Bette
Said to: Herself - Bette was talking to herself while reading Lez Girls' portrayal of her.
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My favorite L Word quote: "Why isn't Jodi here?" "She's deaf." "Of course." "Why isn't Henry here?" "He's fucking clueless!"
"Of course."
Said by: Between Tina and Bette at the Planet the episode that Tina meets Jodi for the first time.
Said to:
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My favorite L Word quote: You're smoking again?
Said by:Alice
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: " a fucking bird Shane"
Said by:Carmen
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: "so gay"
Said by:dana
Said to: all girls at table
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My favorite L Word quote:
"I love knowing that two people that have been together for so long can still make each other happy."
Said by:Shane
Said to: Bette & Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: "Allright, this is ridiculous. I've only slept with two girls my whole life. And I swear to god,
if you repeat that I will have to kill you."
Said by: Dana
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: What, do you guys shout across the room?"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Everyone at Bette & Tina's bedroom.
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My favorite L Word quote: "Latin women.. Caliente."
Said by: Alice
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: "Hey, Poor Tard, how's your two moms, ya big gay-mo?"
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: "Okay! You're not going to get pregnant through your sweater!"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Dana
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My favorite L Word quote: "You're not bored by your mommies, are you?... He's not"
Said by: Bette
Said to: Tina's belly
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My favorite L Word quote: "Never apologize, never explain."
Said by: Helena
Said to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: "Don't be such a Lez."
Said by: Shane
Said to: Alice (S2 Ep1-Life, Loss, Leaving)
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My favorite L Word quote: "Act like you have a girlfriend"
Said by: Carmen
Said to: Shane (S3 Ep5-Lifeline)
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My favorite L Word quote: "Here, he says he can hear you breathing."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: "It's not like I didn't go for months at a time without having sex when we were together."
Said by: Tina
Said to: Bette (S05e01)
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it could only appeal to the people with an intellect of a troll."
Said by: Tina.
Said to: Helena.
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My favorite L Word quote: I didn't know you could feel this warm and fuzzy inside being poor.
Said by: Helena.
Said to: Alice.
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My favorite L Word quote: This coffee tastes like poopy-shit
Said by: Alice
Said to: about the coffee after Marina left
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My favorite L Word quote: And the food here taste like shit.
Said by:Helena in jail
Said to: Tina Alice and Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: Shut the fuck up jenny ..ok you know what your a cunt
Said by: Tina
Said to: Jenny
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My favorite L Word quote: Who are you calling brown barbie, you fucking Carmelita Tropicana?
Said by: Bette
Said to: Papi during the basketball game in season 4
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My favorite L Word quote: (laugh) You are a horrible liar
Said by: Tina
Season 5
Said to: Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: Yeah, Maybe she wasn't your type
Said by: Alice
Scene Season 5
Shane & Alice try to find a partner for Tina.
Said to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: Shaun: i wouldn't mind....
Bev: to taste the fruit..
Bev: As long as you share her with me.
Said by: Tina & Bette and shane Scene Season 5
In Nina & Bev House
Said to: Jessy Behind Her Back while she goes to Jim
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My favorite L Word quote: Kit: speaking of jenny has anybody heard from her?
Kit: cause i have she's in...
Tina: "China I hope"
Said by: Kit and Tina
Scene Season 5
Kit Tina and Bette
Said to: Jenny * while she's not there
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My favorite L Word quote: "wait he's talking to me too so weird...ok i'll tell her. he said dont ever fucking compare yourself to him"
Said by: Alice
Said to: Jenny when she compared Monet to her writing of lez girls
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My favorite quote: "My name is Carmen de la Pica Morales. I was 16 back then and I fell madly in love with Lucia Torres.
She was Pablo Fuentes girlfriend. You just - You didn't fuck with pablo's girl....But I did!"
Said by: Carmen S02E09 (Mark's video)
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My favorite L Word quote: There's something really wrong when God lets two people who are meant to be togther
come apart like that.
Said by: ShaneSaid to: Friends at the Planet
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My favorite L Word quote: "Let's get stoned, then we can laugh at them."
Said by: Jodi LernerSaid to: Bette and Tom at the donors dinner at Phyllis's house.
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My favorite L Word quote: What part of "no" don't you understand, Mr Green? I am not going to write you a blank check
just because you yell like a fucking banshee. I need an estimate. The insurance company needs an estimate, do you see a
pattern here, it's the way things are done. Listen, you asshole, if you keep pushing me, you're gonna end up with a lawsuit
on your hands, you got it?! Bring it on, you fucking dwarf.
Said by: BetteSaid to: Mr Green (phone), after the car accident (2-03, "Loneliest Number")
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Said by: ShaneSaid to: Dana at The Planet (1-03, "Lets Do It")
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My favorite L Word quote: Are you Asking me to Join?
Scene: Helena & Jackie in Prison
Said by: Helena Said to: Jackie
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Said by: HelenaSaid to: Alice
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Said by: BetteSaid to: Candace
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My favorite L Word quote: --- Tina: "its not like i didn't go for months without sex when we were together"
Bette: "ouch"
Said by:Tina
Said to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: I said, "I know Mrs. Peabody's a broad, and not a very classy one."
Said by: Alice Said to: Shane & Phyllis
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My favorite L Word quote: "No, no, no. I don't pay you to think. Do I, Sounder?
Do I pay her to think? [to the assistant] He hates you. So take him back to
the groomers now and get orange ribbons so he can like you again."
Said by: JennySaid to: Her assistant
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My favorite L Word quote: --
"This is a nice hotel"...,
..........."it'll do" (season two)
Said by: ---BetteSaid to: --- Twink
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My favorite L Word (Season 4) quote: " Oh, Fuck you James. Just Fuck you ! "
Said by: BetteSaid to: James
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My favorite L Word (Season 2) quote: " Do you wanna dance? "
Said by: BetteSaid to: Twink
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My favorite L Word quote: --- "Your bush is the only bush I want to think about"
Said by: --- TashaSaid to: --- Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: --- "Since we did the time we might as well do the crime."
Said by: --- PaigeSaid to: --- Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"Dana...You have a really nice ass."
Said by: ---AliceSaid to: ---Dana(S2 Ep5 Labyrinth)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"What the hell are you talking about? Dana was gay!"
Said by: ---AliceSaid to: ---everyone at Dana's funeral (S3 Ep11-Last Dance)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"You don't have gaydar"
Said by: ---AliceSaid to: ---Dana (S1 Ep2 Let's Do It)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"I need my vagina rejuvenated"
Said by: ---Alice Said to: ---lady on the intercom (S1 Ep2 Let's Do It)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"Hey, sorry you got Lenored"
Said by: ---AliceSaid to: ---Shane (S1 Ep5 Lawfully)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---"You know, Al, just cause you're riding the big fat weenie doesn't mean there's something wrong with the way the rest of us do it, okay?"
Said by: ---DanaSaid to: ---Alice (S1 Ep10 Liberally)
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My favorite L Word quote: ---(regarding to Dana's dead cat, Mr. Piddles)
"He looks a little strange."
"Yeah, I think he...hasn't really thawed out yet. We were afraid he was gonna decompose, so Shane and I put him in the freezer."
Said by: ---Tina and Alice
Said to: --- each other (S1 Ep13 Limb from Limb)
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My favorite L Word quote: "Get off the phone, bitch!!!"
Said by: ShaneSaid to: Jenny - when she comes home
Season 5, Episode 1
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My favorite L Word quote: "I just can't believe that you fucked my boss"
Said by: BetteSaid to: Alice
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My favorite L Word quote: "I want to be inside you" (in sign language)
Said by: JodiSaid to: Bette
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Alice: Right, or - or - a table. Alice: Or a floor...
[Dana smiles] Alice: Or the backseat of a car. Dana: [smiling] Ooh, that'd be good.
[catching herself] Dana: That *wouldn't* be good!
Said by: Alice & DanaSaid to: eachother
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My favorite L Word quote:
Bette: Are you sleeping with her? Are you fucking sleeping with her?
Tina: It's none of your fucking business.
Bette: Don't do it, Tina, that woman will eat you alive. She is a vampire.
Tina: Yeah, and a dragon.
Said by: BetteSaid to: Tina
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My favorite L Word quote:I want to lick you until you come in my mouth a thousand times
Said by: CarmenSaid to:Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: ---shane "i look like a pinata" carmen " your too small to be a pinata but you could be a doll on top
of a tranie wedding cake"
Said by: ---shane
Said to: --- Carmen
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My favorite L Word quote: --- What an egobruiser!
Said by: ---Bette Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---OMG its Yoda!
Said by: --- Alice Said to: --- Shane
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Thay teach that @ hairdresser school by the way
Said by: --- Dana Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---She's totally going home with that girl!
Said by: ---Alice Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Party's over you can go back to being gay
Said by: ---Dana Said to: --- Harrison
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My favorite L Word quote: ---Everytime I'm attracted to somebody she's either unavailable or striaght
Said by: --- Dana Said to: --- Tina
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My favorite L Word quote: ---No you can read whatever you want anything
Said by: --- Jenny Said to: --- Marina
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My favorite L Word quote: ---She has nipple confidence
Said by: --- Alice(raydar nite) Said to: --- Group
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My favorite L Word quote: ---You look cute with the little apron on
Said by: --- MarinaSaid to: --- Jenny
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My favorite L Word quote: ---When I get close to somebody I put her away and i don't trust myself not to do that to you
Said by: --- ShaneSaid to: --- Paige
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My favorite L Word quote: Oh That's so sweet I think I might Puke!
Said by: Tina
Said to: Adelle(jenny's asst.)
