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| Top 10 "Alpha" Bette Moments | |
12. Tina do you want to get outta here?
11. "It doesn't really compare"
10. "What makes you think im not already!"
8. Can I get a sippy cup? Does ANYONE have a sippy cup? Jesus!
7. "Who the f**** are you calling Brown Barbie, you f***** Carmelita Tropicana"
6. Ivy League preschool for Angelica
4."It's clear to me now that you are an emotional cripple without any kind of capacity to understand true love."
3. "An honest homophobe -- how nice"
2. We're cooling our tooties.
1.are you talking dirty to me? | | | Reasons Why Shane Is Yoda |
9. "I don't know. It just seems that... sometimes love just doesn't last the way you hope it will, but if you get through that pain, it just... it could last in ways that are more precious. Maybe. Possibly."
8. "I don't know. You know, I've been thinking about it. What's more boring, right? You can make endless lists or you can bawl your head off and puke over the side of the boat. Or you get to go home and you get to sleep with the same person you've been in love with for 7 years."
7. "Ahh, you see? That gives me hope, because I love knowing that two people who've been together for so long ... can still make each other that happy."
6."I don't have a plan. That's the point."
5."I learned early on that if you want to avoid that big mess that sucks and f**** with your life... you just keep it simple."
4."Tonya. There's something I need to say to you. This isn't easy for me because you've worked really hard and done so much for my career." Alice! It's karmically wrong... and it's gonna come back at you if you and Dana wind up together."
3."Are you guys getting it on yet, or what?"
2. "Look, there's no bigger karmic blessing than doing something entirely selfless for another person."
1."Well, the new male is more spiritual than the old male. He sees his sperm as an extension of his inner being, whereas the old male shot into any female without thinking about what would happen. The new male totally cares what becomes of his seed." | |
| Best Group Scenes |  12. The pot-brownie party11. Alice txt everyone that Shane and Jenny hooked up
10. Counseling Helena on being Catherine's sex
slave
9. The gay-straight mixer at Henry's house
8. The gang going to "The Dinah Shore Weekend" in Palm Springs.
7. Helping Shane look for Shae when he ran away
7. The phone tree
6. Whistler, Shane's bachelor party
5.The basketball game
4. Sitting on Alice's bed counseling Leonard
3. The mission to determine Ms. Lara Perkins' orientation
2. Discussion of other words to substitute the word 'Vagina' at The Planet.
1. Spreading Dana's ashes at the waterfall at her tennis camp. | | | Dana's Most Goofy Moments | | 11. Getting squirted with Marcus Allenwoods magical juice. 10. Not knowing what "queefing" is!
9. Having a funeral for "Mr. Piddles".
8. Getting drunk at the yacht party.
7. Crispay!
6. "Oh my god, you're disfigured!" after Lara cut her hand.
5. Getting stoned on LSD and dancing at a Tegan and Sara concert that Shane took her to.
4. Trying to get it on with Jenny.
3. Calling Lara the Soup Chef
2. Dana & Alice's first shag and the very 'Dana' like removal of the underpants! Hysterical!
1. "Oh, and, what are you, the Intellectual of Life?" | |
| Alice Top 10 Quotes | 
11. This coffee taste like poopy-shit!!
10. Alright you guys, grace periods up, I'm going in.
9. Go on...get out of here....save yourselves!
6. What, do you guys just shout across the room?
5. So, instead of Heather has two mommies, Heather has six mommies?
4. "Hey Dana, are you going to continue down sunset..."
3. I'm gonna go with the Dykes On Bikes..so..you can write that on your clipboard!
2. "Oh, too bad she didn't keel over and die...Oh, I'm sorry, was that too brutally frank and honest for you?"
1.Acceptance is the first step tina.
1. "I'm ok I don't miss her"
1."You're not going to get pregant through your sweater." | | | Another 10 From Bette
| | 13. I never left you.... 12. "You're f****** dead to me, Jenny Schecter!"
11. "I'm in love with Tina"
10. "Nadia!"
9. "Not everything is easy, Tina!"
8. "SO naive! Jesus!"
7. "Sorry? What makes you think I'm not already!"
6. "I am in SO much trouble!"
5. " I think I could fall in love with you."
4. "What are you referring to, what, is she a Yale graduate, an art history major, is she a mulatto gal, is that what you're trying to say?"
3. "Daddy, do you think you could call her Tina? That's her name. Tina. For the millionth time, her name is Tina. How long have you known her?"
2. I will say, "I am your creation, and I am proud."
1. "TINA!"
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| Musical Guests You Want to See at the Planet | |
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Pink -
Uh Huh Her -
Alicia Keys -
The Pack -
Kanye West -
Jo Jo -
Kelly Clarkston -
Mary J Blige -
Tegan And Sara (Again) -
Mechell N'Degeocell -
Someone forget Melissa Etheridge?? -
Hear -
CHAKA KAHN -
inda strawberry -
Ani difranco -
Janet -
Katy Perry -
Von Iva
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Girl in a Coma -
Team Gina -
Dance Yourself To Death
| | Who killed Jenny?????
1. Niki
2.Adele
3.Shane
4.Jenny
5.Alice
6. Molly Kroll
7. Max
8. Carmen
9.Bette
10.Tina |
| JENNY'S CRAZIEST MOMENTS |
10.Cutting herself.
9. Hooking up with Max.
8. Dumping Robin.
7. Getting involved with Carmen.
6. Harassing the Vagina Wig because of a bad review of her book.
5. Sleeping with Marina.
4. Becoming a stripper.
3. Cutting her hair.
2. Her crazy storytime flashes.
1. All of season 5.
| | | TOP TEN GUESTBIANS |
10.Helen Shaver as Faye Buckley/Heather Matarazzo as Stacey Merkin
9. Alan Cummings as Billy Blakey
8. Anne Archer as Lenore, Alice's Mom
7. Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe
6. Camryn Manheim as Veronica Bloom
5. Lolita Davidovich as Francesca
5. Sandra Bernhard as Charlotte Birch
4. Snoop Dogg as Slim Daddy
4. Dana Delaney as Senator Grisham
3. Kelly Lynch as Ivan
2. Ozzie Davis as Melvin Porter
1.Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland
1.Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody
1. Lucy Lawless as Sargeant Mary Beth Duffy
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| ROSE ROLLINS TEN SEXIEST QUALITIES | | - Those cheekbones
- Those eyes
- That voice
- That skin
- Her body
- Those Lips
- The Smile
- That uniform
- The love scenes
- Her Age
- EVERYTHING! (Sorry had to add that in!)
- Her laugh
| | | TOP TEN REASONS WOMEN ON THE L WORD CHEAT | | 10. Because your lover is an a****.
9. Because there are SO MANY great looking, hot, sexy lesbians in one place.
8. Because they can.
7. Boredom.
6. Variety.
5. Curiosity.
4. Because they want to improve their standings on OUR CHART.
3. Too much history.
2. Wanting more shared history.
1.Shane. | |
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