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Top 10 "Alpha" Bette Moments

Jennifer Beals Biography


11. "It doesn't really compare"
10. "What makes you think im not already!"
8. Can I get a sippy cup? Does ANYONE have a sippy cup? Jesus!
7. "Who the f**** are you calling Brown Barbie, you f***** Carmelita Tropicana"
6. Ivy League preschool for Angelica
4."It's clear to me now that you are an emotional cripple without any kind of capacity to understand true love."
3. "An honest homophobe -- how nice"
2. We're cooling our tooties.


Reasons Why Shane Is Yoda
Shane


9. "I don't know. It just seems that... sometimes love just doesn't last the way you hope it will, but if you get through that pain, it just... it could last in ways that are more precious. Maybe. Possibly."
8. "I don't know. You know, I've been thinking about it. What's more boring, right? You can make endless lists or you can bawl your head off and puke over the side of the boat. Or you get to go home and you get to sleep with the same person you've been in love with for 7 years."
7. "Ahh, you see? That gives me hope, because I love knowing that two people who've been together for so long ... can still make each other that happy."
6."I don't have a plan. That's the point."
5."I learned early on that if you want to avoid that big mess that sucks and fucks with your life... you just keep it simple."
4."Tonya. There's something I need to say to you. This isn't easy for me because you've worked really hard and done so much for my career." Alice! It's karmically wrong... and it's gonna come back at you if you and Dana wind up together."
3."Are you guys getting it on yet, or what?"
2. "Look, there's no bigger karmic blessing than doing something entirely selfless for another person."
1."Well, the new male is more spiritual than the old male. He sees his sperm as an extension of his inner being, whereas the old male shot into any female without thinking about what would happen. The new male totally cares what becomes of his seed."
Best Group Scenes
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10. Counseling Helena on being Catherine's sex
slave
9. The gay-straight mixer at Henry's house
8. The gang going to "The Dinah Shore Weekend" in Palm Springs.
7. Helping Shane look for Shae when he ran away
7. The phone tree
6. Whistler, Shane's bachelor party
5.
The basketball game
4. Sitting on Alice's bed counseling Leonard
3. The mission to determine Ms. Lara Perkins' orientation
2. Discussion of other words to substitute the word 'Vagina' at The Planet.
1. Spreading Dana's ashes at the waterfall at her tennis camp.
Dana's Most Goofy Moments
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10. Not knowing what "queefing" is!
9. Having a funeral for "Mr. Piddles".
8. Getting drunk at the yacht party.
7. Crispay!
6. "Oh my god, you're disfigured!" after Lara cut her hand.
5. Getting stoned on LSD and dancing at a Tegan and Sara concert that Shane took her to.
4. Trying to get it on with Jenny.
3. Calling Lara the Soup Chef
2. Dana & Alice's first shag and the very 'Dana' like removal of the underpants! Hysterical!
1. "Oh, and, what are you, the Intellectual of Life?"
Alice Top 10 Quotes
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10. Alright you guys, grace periods up, I'm going in.
9. Go on...get out of here....save yourselves!
6. What, do you guys just shout across the room?
5. So, instead of Heather has two mommies, Heather has six mommies?
4. "Hey Dana, are you going to continue down sunset..."
3. I'm gonna go with the Dykes On Bikes..so..you can write that on your clipboard!
2. "Oh, too bad she didn't keel over and die...Oh, I'm sorry, was that too brutally frank and honest for you?"
1.Acceptance is the first step tina.
1. "I'm ok I don't miss her"

1."You're not going to get pregant through your sweater."
Another 10 From Bette

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11. "I'm in love with Tina"
10. "Nadia!"
9. "Not everything is easy, Tina!"
8. "SO naive! Jesus!"
7. "Sorry? What makes you think I'm not already!"
6. "I am in SO much trouble!"
5. " I think I could fall in love with you."
4. "What are you referring to, what, is she a Yale graduate, an art history major, is she a mulatto gal, is that what you're trying to say?"
3. "Daddy, do you think you could call her Tina? That's her name. Tina. For the millionth time, her name is Tina. How long have you known her?"
2. I will say, "I am your creation, and I am proud."
1. "TINA!"

Musical Guests You Want to See at the Planet
Janet

  1. Pink
  2. Uh Huh Her
  3. Alicia Keys
  4. The Pack
  5. Kanye West
  6. Jo Jo
  7. Kelly Clarkston
  8. Mary J Blige
  9. Tegan And Sara (Again)
  10. Mechell N'Degeocell
  11. Someone forget Melissa Etheridge??
  12. Hear
  13. CHAKA KAHN
  14. inda strawberry
  15. Ani difranco
  16. Janet
Top 10 Best Words Used to Describe
the Female Anatomy
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11.Panty Hamster
10 Love Mitten
9. Tongue Trap
8. Breakfast of Champions
7. The Lips Between the Hip
6. Bikini Biscuit
5. Bald Man in a Boat
4. Cream Collector
3. Peeper
2. Twat
1. The Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet

JENNY'S CRAZIEST MOMENTS

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                                                          10.Cutting herself
                                                          .
                                                          9. Hooking up with Max.
                                                          8. Dumping Robin.
                                                          7. Getting involved with Carmen.
                                                          6. Harassing the Vagina Wig because of a bad review of her book.
                                                          5. Sleeping with Marina.
                                                          4. Becoming a stripper.
                                                          3. Cutting her hair.
                                                          2. Her crazy storytime flashes.
                                                          1. All of season 5.



                                                            TOP TEN GUESTBIANS
                                                                  Sandra Bernhard

                                                                  10.Helen Shaver as Faye Buckley/Heather Matarazzo as Stacey Merkin
                                                                  9. Alan Cummings as Billy Blakey
                                                                  8. Anne Archer as Lenore, Alice's Mom
                                                                  7. Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe
                                                                  6. Camryn Manheim as Veronica Bloom
                                                                  5. Lolita Davidovich as Francesca
                                                                  5. Sandra Bernhard as Charlotte Birch
                                                                  4. Snoop Dogg as Slim Daddy
                                                                  4. Dana Delaney as Senator Grisham
                                                                  3. Kelly Lynch as Ivan
                                                                  2. Ozzie Davis as Melvin Porter
                                                                  1.Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland
                                                                  1.Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody
                                                                    ROSE ROLLINS TEN SEXIEST QUALITIES
                                                                    Rose Rollins

                                                                    1. Those cheekbones
                                                                    2. Those eyes
                                                                    3. That voice
                                                                    4. That skin
                                                                    5. Her body
                                                                    6. Those Lips
                                                                    7. The Smile
                                                                    8. That uniform
                                                                    9. The love scenes
                                                                    10. Her Age
                                                                    TOP TEN REASONS WOMEN ON THE L WORD CHEAT
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                                                                    10. Because your lover is an a****.
                                                                    9. Because there are SO MANY great looking, hot, sexy lesbians in one place.
                                                                    8. Because they can.
                                                                    7. Boredom.
                                                                    6. Variety.
                                                                    5. Curiosity.
                                                                    4. Because they want to improve their standings on OUR CHART.

                                                                    3. Too much history.
                                                                    2. Wanting more shared
                                                                    history.
                                                                    1.Shane.












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                                                                    Lwordfanatic88 shane and helena 7 Mar 27 2008, 5:51 PM EDT by mayablue
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                                                                    does anybody know what episode shane accidently kissed helena?
                                                                    it was on one of the top 10 list
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                                                                    cdhenderson1 dear mr president 5 Mar 10 2008, 9:50 PM EDT by favfan
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                                                                    does anyone know who sings and the name of the song that was playing in the last episode of season 4 when bette gave jodi the 17 reasons why sign? I love that song, I actually think it should have been somebody's campaign song. I love the lyric where it said "you've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine" and also where is said "how do u sleep while the rest of us cries". It was a really deep and truthful song. I would love to put it on my ipod.
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                                                                    BayLightHouse Yacht Party 0 Mar 5 2008, 12:49 PM EST by BayLightHouse
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                                                                    Which episode was this one? I think it's the only episode I haven't seen. THANKS! BTW: Love your page here.
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                                                                    xxangelxx803 music for 5th season 3 Jan 28 2008, 2:06 PM EST by lntdoc36
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                                                                    i would really like to know the song at the end of episode 2 season5 is with shane in the car with jenny driving away
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                                                                    lntdoc36 HELP 1 Jan 26 2008, 3:40 AM EST by lntdoc36
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                                                                    I added a table to the bottom of the page and saved it when I was finished half of the top part of the page was gone. Can anyone tell me how to fit it or why it happened? I have added several top ten's before and this never happened. The part of the page I was working on it fine Please HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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