JENNY'S CRAZIEST MOMENTS
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10. Cheating on Tim.
9. Hooking up with Max.
8. Dumping Robin.
7. Getting involved with Carmen.
6. Harrassing The Vagina Wig because of a bad review of her book.
5. Sleeping with Marina.
4. Becoming a stripper.
3. Cutting her hair.
2. Tryed to seduce Stacey's girlfriend Lindsey, to prove that she had impeachable integrity
1. Cutting herself.
| | | TOP TEN GUESTBIANS |
10.Helen Shaver as Faye Buckley/Heather Matarazzo as Stacey Merkin
9. Alan Cummings as Billy Blakey
8. Anne Archer as Lenore, Alice's Mom
7. Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe
6. Camryn Manheim as Veronica Bloom
5. Sandra Bernhard as Charlotte Birch
4. Dana Delaney as Senator Grisham
3. Kelly Lynch as Ivan
2. Ozzie Davis as Melvin Porter
1.Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland
1.Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody
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Top 10 "Alpha" Bette Moments
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10. "Lets make a baby"
9. "Fuck you James, just fuck you!"
8. Can I get a sippy cup? Does ANYONE have a sippy cup? Jesus!
7. "Who the fuck are you calling Brown Barbie, you fucking Carmelita Tropicana"
6. Ivy League preschool for Angelica
5. "Bring it on you fucking dwarf"!
4."It's clear to me now that you are an emotional cripple without any kind of capacity to understand true love."
3. "An honest homophobe -- how nice"
2. We're cooling our tooties.
1. You're dead meat, you're just dead fucking meat, Jenny Schecter.
| | Reasons why Shane is Yoda
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10. "Y'know what? You don't get it. I'm nothin' like you! And how dare you -- you come into my house and you sit there and you build yourself up because you're a pathetic fuck!"
9. "I don't know. It just seems that... sometimes love just doesn't last the way you hope it will, but if you get through that pain, it just... it could last in ways that are more precious. Maybe. Possibly."
8. "I don't know. You know, I've been thinking about it. What's more boring, right? You can make endless lists or you can bawl your head off and puke over the side of the boat. Or you get to go home and you get to sleep with the same person you've been in love with for 7 years."
7. "Ahh, you see? That gives me hope, because I love knowing that two people who've been together for so long ... can still make each other that happy."
6."I don't have a plan. That's the point."
5."I learned early on that if you want to avoid that big mess that sucks and fucks with your life... you just keep it simple."
4."Tonya. There's something I need to say to you. This isn't easy for me because you've worked really hard and done so much for my career." Alice! It's karmically wrong... and it's gonna come back at you if you and Dana wind up together."
3."Are you guys getting it on yet, or what?"
2. "Look, there's no bigger karmic blessing than doing something entirely selfless for another person."
1."Well, the new male is more spiritual than the old male. He sees his sperm as an extension of his inner being, whereas the old male shot into any female without thinking about what would happen. The new male totally cares what becomes of his seed."
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| Best Group Scenes |
10. Counseling Helena on being Catherine's sex slave
9. The gay-straight mixer at Henry's house
8. The gang going to "The Dinah Shore Weekend" in Palm Springs.
7. The phone tree
6. Whistler, Shane's bachelor party
5.The basketball game
4. Sitting on Alice's bed counseling Leonard
3. The mission to determine Ms. Lara Perkins' orientation
2. Discussion of other words to substitute the word 'Vagina' at The Planet.
1. Spreading Dana's ashes at the waterfall at her tennis camp.
| | | Dana's Most Goofy Moments |
10. Not knowing what "queefing" is!
9. Having a funeral for "Mr. Piddles".
8. Getting drunk at the yacht party.
7. Crispay!
6. "Oh my god, you're disfigured!" after Lara cut her hand.
5. Getting stoned on LSD and dancing at a Tegan and Sara concert that Shane took her to.
4. Trying to get it on with Jenny.
3. Calling Lara the Soup Chef
2. Dana & Alice's first shag and the very 'Dana' like removal of the underpants! Hysterical!
1. "Oh, and, what are you, the Intellectual of Life?"
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| Alice Top 10 Quotes |
10. This coffee tastes like poopyshit!
9. Go on...get out of here....save yourselves!
8. What the frickin' frack?
7. fuck... my mother! (when she was hit by tasha at that party last season)
6. What, do you guys just shout across the room?
5. So, instead of Heather has two mommies, Heather has six mommies?
4. "Hey Dana, are you going to continue down sunset..."
3. I'm gonna go with the Dykes On Bikes..so..you can write that on your clipboard!
2. "Oh, too bad she didn't keel over and die...Oh, I'm sorry, was that too brutally frank and honest for you?"
1."You're not going to get pregant through your sweater."
| | | Another 10 From Bette |
10. "Nadia!"
9. "Not everything is easy, Tina!"
8. "SO naive! Jesus!"
7. "Sorry? What makes you think I'm not already!"
6. "I am in SO much trouble!"
5. " I think I could fall in love with you."
4. "What are you referring to, what, is she a Yale graduate, an art history major, is she a mulatto gal, is that what you're trying to say?"
3. "Daddy, do you think you could call her Tina? That's her name. Tina. For the millionth time, her name is Tina. How long have you known her?"
2. I will say, "I am your creation, and I am proud."
1. "TINA!"
| | Top 10 Best Words Used to Describe the Female Anatomy |
10. Love Mitton
9. Tongue Trap
8. Breakfast of Champions
7. The Lips Between the Hips
6. Bikini Biscuit
5. Bald Man in a Boat
4. Cream Collector
3. Peeper
2. Twat
1. The Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
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