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| JENNY'S CRAZIEST MOMENTS
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10.Cutting herself.
9. Hooking up with Max.
8. Dumping Robin.
7. Getting involved with Carmen.
6. Harrassing The Vagina Wig because of a bad review of her book.
5. Sleeping with Marina.
4. Becoming a stripper.
3. Cutting her hair.
2. Attempting to seduce Lindsey in order to prove to Stacey that her girlfriend wasn't as virtuous as she thought.
1. Trusting Tina Kennard not to fuck her over.
| | | | TOP TEN GUESTBIANS |
10.Helen Shaver as Faye Buckley/Heather Matarazzo as Stacey Merkin
9. Alan Cummings as Billy Blakey
8. Anne Archer as Lenore, Alice's Mom
7. Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe
6. Camryn Manheim as Veronica Bloom
5. Lolita Davidovich as Francesca
5. Sandra Bernhard as Charlotte Birch
4. Snoop Dogg as Slim Daddy
4. Dana Delaney as Senator Grisham
3. Kelly Lynch as Ivan
2. Ozzie Davis as Melvin Porter
1.Alexandra Hedison as Dylan Moreland
1.Holland Taylor as Peggy Peabody
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| Top 10 "Alpha" Bette Moments
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10. "What makes you think im not already!"
9. "Fuck you James, just fuck you!"
8. Can I get a sippy cup? Does ANYONE have a sippy cup? Jesus!
7. "Who the fuck are you calling Brown Barbie, you fucking Carmelita Tropicana"
6. Ivy League preschool for Angelica
5. "Bring it on you fucking dwarf"!
4."It's clear to me now that you are an emotional cripple without any kind of capacity to understand true love."
3. "An honest homophobe -- how nice"
2. We're cooling our tooties.
1. You're dead meat, you're just dead fucking meat, Jenny Schecter.
| | | Reasons Why Shane Is Yoda
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10. "Y'know what? You don't get it. I'm nothin' like you! And how dare you -- you come into my house and you sit there and you build yourself up because you're a pathetic fuck!"
9. "I don't know. It just seems that... sometimes love just doesn't last the way you hope it will, but if you get through that pain, it just... it could last in ways that are more precious. Maybe. Possibly."
8. "I don't know. You know, I've been thinking about it. What's more boring, right? You can make endless lists or you can bawl your head off and puke over the side of the boat. Or you get to go home and you get to sleep with the same person you've been in love with for 7 years."
7. "Ahh, you see? That gives me hope, because I love knowing that two people who've been together for so long ... can still make each other that happy."
6."I don't have a plan. That's the point."
5."I learned early on that if you want to avoid that big mess that sucks and fucks with your life... you just keep it simple."
4."Tonya. There's something I need to say to you. This isn't easy for me because you've worked really hard and done so much for my career." Alice! It's karmically wrong... and it's gonna come back at you if you and Dana wind up together."
3."Are you guys getting it on yet, or what?"
2. "Look, there's no bigger karmic blessing than doing something entirely selfless for another person."
1."Well, the new male is more spiritual than the old male. He sees his sperm as an extension of his inner being, whereas the old male shot into any female without thinking about what would happen. The new male totally cares what becomes of his seed."
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| | Best Group Scenes |
10. Counseling Helena on being Catherine's sex
slave
9. The gay-straight mixer at Henry's house
8. The gang going to "The Dinah Shore Weekend" in Palm Springs.
7. The phone tree
6. Whistler, Shane's bachelor party
5.The basketball game
4. Sitting on Alice's bed counseling Leonard
3. The mission to determine Ms. Lara Perkins' orientation
2. Discussion of other words to substitute the word 'Vagina' at The Planet.
1. Spreading Dana's ashes at the waterfall at her tennis camp.
| | | | Dana's Most Goofy Moments |
10. Not knowing what "queefing" is!
9. Having a funeral for "Mr. Piddles".
8. Getting drunk at the yacht party.
7. Crispay!
6. "Oh my god, you're disfigured!" after Lara cut her hand.
5. Getting stoned on LSD and dancing at a Tegan and Sara concert that Shane took her to.
4. Trying to get it on with Jenny.
3. Calling Lara the Soup Chef
2. Dana & Alice's first shag and the very 'Dana' like removal of the underpants! Hysterical!
1. "Oh, and, what are you, the Intellectual of Life?"
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| | Alice Top 10 Quotes |
10. This coffee tastes like poopyshit!
9. Go on...get out of here....save yourselves!
8. What the frickin' frack?
7. fuck... my mother! (when she was hit by tasha at that party last season)
6. What, do you guys just shout across the room?
5. So, instead of Heather has two mommies, Heather has six mommies?
4. "Hey Dana, are you going to continue down sunset..."
3. I'm gonna go with the Dykes On Bikes..so..you can write that on your clipboard!
2. "Oh, too bad she didn't keel over and die...Oh, I'm sorry, was that too brutally frank and honest for you?"
1."You're not going to get pregant through your sweater."
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| Top Ten Musical Guests You Want to See at the Planet |
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Pink -
Uh Huh Her -
Alicia Keys -
Floetry -
Erykah Badu -
Jo Jo -
Kelly Clarkston -
Mary J Blige -
Tegan And Sara (Again) -
Mechell N'Degeocell -
Someone forget Melissa Etheridge?? -
Heart | | | Another 10 From Bette |
10. "Nadia!"
9. "Not everything is easy, Tina!"
8. "SO naive! Jesus!"
7. "Sorry? What makes you think I'm not already!"
6. "I am in SO much trouble!"
5. " I think I could fall in love with you."
4. "What are you referring to, what, is she a Yale graduate, an art history major, is she a mulatto gal, is that what you're trying to say?"3. "Daddy, do you think you could call her Tina? That's her name. Tina. For the millionth time, her name is Tina. How long have you known her?"
2. I will say, "I am your creation, and I am proud."
1. "TINA!" | | Top 10 Best Words Used to Describe the Female Anatomy |
11.Panty Hamster
10 Love Mitten
9. Tongue Trap
8. Breakfast of Champions
7. The Lips Between the Hips
6. Bikini Biscuit
5. Bald Man in a Boat
4. Cream Collector
3. Peeper
2. Twat
1. The Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet | |
| TOP TEN WORST OUTFITS
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10. Shane's leatherette bustier (season 1)
9. Bette's high-necked frou-frou blouse (several to choose from in season 4)
8. Alice's Little House on the Prairie outfit (date with Tasha at The Planet for Kit's Bareback debut)
7. Jenny's travel cape (season 2)
6. Tina's blue velvet dress for the Provocations opening
5. Bette's brown crisis cardigan (every time there's a crisis!)
4. Alice's Pride parade one-piece
3. Papi's beach party "sweats and tails" outfit
2. Tina's "blue bra under a white shirt" business outfit (season 4)
1.Bette's hideous purple Victorian get-up she wore to Melvin's funeral. | | TOP TEN BEST OUTFITS
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10. Tina's outfit at the coming out party
9. Shane in her underwear ad
8. Carmen in underwear and panties(stripping)
7. Shane in her banker's best, a tailored, pin-striped white dress shirt, tie and waistcoat.
6. Outfit Bette wore when she went to vistit Tina at her appartment for the first time
5. Dress Bette wore to Tina's award ceremony
4. Papi in argyle sweater vest and white pants
3. Tasha in cammies with a pretty smile on her face (Thats Hot)
2. Helena in her prison uniform
1. Shane in her 70s-inspired Jordache-and-plaid Charlie's Angels costume
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| TOP TEN FUNNIEST MOMENTS
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* BONUS SEASON 5: BEV'S ANGELS SCENE!!
10. Alice telling Shane Yoda needed to shut up
9.Alice chasing Dana in their cars after they broke up.
8. Shane having sex with the maid of honor, bridesmaid and mother of the bride at Madison Halsey's wedding and getting chased after by all three of them.
7. Jenny and Dana making out
6. Alice and Jenny Monet fight
5. Alice and Dana as Captain Stubing and Julie on the LezBoat.
4. Bitchy Social Worker's visit to Bette and Tina's house when Alice crashes her car into wheelchair van.
3. Boring Moms-to-be Tina and Bette's Intervention by Alice, Dana, and Shane.
2. Shane in a drees and ugly hair extensions.
1. Dana and Alice making love for 1st time
| | | TOP TEN DO OVER MOMENTS
10. Papi not mentioned in season 5
9. Dana and Jenny making out
8. Max getting a "blowjob" in season 4
7. Alice and Dana breaking up
6. Shane leaving Carmen at the altar
5. Helena leaving in season 5
4. Dylan not saying goodbye in person
3. Ivan becoming a jerk overnight
2. Not bringing Marina back
1. Dana's Death
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TOP TEN TIBETTE / BETTINA MOMENTS
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10. Season 2 when Tina turns over the coffee table when Bette apologizes about Candace!
9. 1st sex scene season 1 pilot episode
8. Can we just sleep... Yes please
7. I miss you so much so times
6. OMF God , sex scene after sonogram in Season 2
5. Tonight, In our home. In our bed. Just you and me
4. "Is that our baby?"
3. I wanna have our baby in our home...I wanna move back into our home, and have our baby in our home
2. Let's make a baby
1. When they start to become friends again, when Tina is pregnant
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TOP TEN SEXIEST MOMENTS
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11. Bette and Candace orgasmic moment in jail!
10. Dana and Alices first sex scene while getting gift bags ready for Dana and Tonya's party
9. Carmen strip dancing for shane.
8. Marina dancing on the boat
7. Bette and Candice in the Hotel
6. Shane and Carmen plaing the "too hot game"
5. Marina and Jenny's first time
4. Tina and Bette after they went to the doctor together
3. Tina and Bette at Tina's season five
3. Dylan & Helena having sex for the first time
2. Bette and Tina at Bette's house season five
2. Shane and Cherie reuniting in season three
1. Bette and Tina in the pilot episode
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| TOP TEN GUESTBIAN QUOTES | | | | 10. | | 9. | | 8. | | 7. | | 6. | | 5. | | 4. Were I receptive to such a proposition, it would first require a full booty check. Were you to pass muster baby, I'd give it to you family style. | | 3. FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! | | 2. I think you have just been meat tagged | | 1. I was a lesbian in 1974 | |
| TOP TEN MUSCIAL GUESTS | | |
| | 10. | | 9. | | 8.Heart | | 7. Peaches | | 6. God-des & She | | 5. Sleater-Kinney | | 4.B-52s | | 3. Goldfrapp | | 2. The Organ | | 1. Tegan and Sara | |
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TOP TEN ALICE & TASHA MOMENTS
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10.Poker lesson at Alice's place befor and after Alice gets hit by Tasha
9 Alice snuggled up to Tasha after recieving the list of alledgation (comforting moment)
8.Hot kissing scene after the helicopter and motorcycle ride by Alice's car
7.Hot sex scene after heated argument about politics and "why do we kill people shirts"
6.Breakfast in bed after having sex the whole night
5.Teaching Alice to ride a motorcycle
4.Alice and Tasha on the beach right before Tasha goes for training before she ships out to Iraq
3.On the phone at the planet "I love you too baby scene"
2.Hot sex scene when Tasha shows up 3 am at Alice's door and the have hot sex in the hallway on the floor
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TOP TEN BEST TUNES
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10. Ride a White Horse, Goldfrapp
9. Flower Duet from Lakme, Jahna (early Bette and Alice at the opera)
8. In My Time of Dying, Frazey Ford (the Nuns' song)
7. Jumpers, Sleater Kinney
6. Boys Want to Be Her, Peaches
5. Genius, The Murmurs
4. The Naughty Song, Cory Lee
3. Patterns on Your Fingertips, Papillion
2. Cannonball, Damien Rice
1.5 Dream (The song played Season 5 Bette and
Tina's Kiss!
1. Complicated, The Cliks (Bette and Nadia in car)
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TOP TEN CUTEST MOMENTS
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10. Shane telling Carmen she loved her
9.Dana showing a picture of her cat "Mr. Piddles" and talking to it-"International Cat of Mystery-He's my One Man Show!"
8. "Slurpee" - Bette going out to get Tina a slurpee for her craving.
7. When Bette finds out Tina is pregnant for the first time.
6. Tasha's face when Alice called her old fashion
5. Shane stammering and apologizing when she accidentally kisses Helena.
4. Alice welcoming Tasha home from Iraq
3. Dana telling Alice she loved her for the first time
2. Shane welcoming Jenny home in the first episode of season five.
1. Angie signing I love you to Bette at bed time
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TOP TEN JOBETTE MOMENTS
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10. Bette gives Jodi the 17 reasons sign and Jodi says "you better not break my heart"
9.J to B "Her kisses doesnt make my head spin like yours"
8.Bette crying and Jodi holding her and Bette kissing her hand
7.Jodi telling Bette that she has ruined her for everybody else
6.Jodi emailing Bette "I could fall in luv with u 2"
5.Bette whispering in Jodi ear "I think I could fall in love with u"
4. Bette telling Jodi she's been dirtier
3. Jodi telling Bette she can't image her being dirty
2. Jodi signing Bette she wants to be inside her
1. Jodi giving Bette a shotgun at the party
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| TOP TEN REASONS YOU WATCH THE L WORD |
10.Story about relations between people and in the same time funny show!
9. Having a great show to watch that I can relate to.
8.Shane!
7. Women's issues
6. Great Lesbian Sex!!!!
5. Good stories are told
4. It's different from any other show on TV in the world
3. Strong Felmale Friendships
2. Tibette
1. Bette Porter - Jennifer Beals Jodi Lerner - Marlee Matlin
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| TOP TEN STORY LINES | |
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8. Season 5
7. Shane & Carmen
6. Tina & Bette
5. Dana's issues with coming out to the public.
4. Bette and Jodi
3. Helena Losing all her money
2. Don't ask Don't Tell
1. Dana and Alice Love Story | |
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| Top 10 Reasons why we love Helena: |
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5. She looks after Alice in season 3
4.She is insanely hot
3.She was soooo lost when she got poor in one moment.
2. Her body!
1. Oo...that accent!
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| TOP TEN Tina moments: |
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8. Are you in love with Jodi
7. I know you don't want to hurt Jodi
6. Tina coming into "their"house drunk and realizing where she was.
5.Looking Bette in the face and telling her she slept with Brenda on their first date and she really likes her. The look on Bette's face was priceless
4.Lashing out at Bette-"Did you FUCK all night before telling her I was the love of your life?"
3.Her and Bette will always be the perfect couple.
2.When she was pregnant, she was still so beautiful.
1. When she had Angelica | |
